The bat what!? Pt 2

I'm sorry for that last blow up post earlier.It's just that I get so frustrated when my childhood icon is carring,

A BAT CREDIT CARD!YOU LITTLE PUNKS!!HOW COULD YOU!!??

DOES THE BOTTOM  SAY RIGHT THERE "FOEVER?"BATMAN FOREVER!?ARE YOU KIDDING?!THEY HAD THE GUTS TO PUT THAT ON THERE?!


                                                                      Please stand by

The Bat what?!

Take a look at this picture and tell me you do not feel like running away screaming.

A bat credit card?They had the guts to give the greatest superhero of all times a bat credit card?!

DOES NOT COMPUTE!DOES NOT COMPUTE!!DOES NOT COMPUTE!!

The world according to Doof

If you are a Doofenshmirtz fan then you know what I mean.

Dr.Doofenshmirtz:Is an example of what your kid will look like if you dress him up like a lawn gnome.

The butt of everyone's joke

It speaks for itself.

Most Disney characters that would make lousy roommates

Even on Disney,there are some characters  that you probably wouldn't want as roommates.


1.Tiana                                                                      Say goodbye to healthy snakes and hello to bienets!

  
2.The evil step sisters

     

They'll steal your clothes and them rip them up when you wear them.





3.Gaston

He'll eat all your eggs.









4.The fairygod mothers
                                       
They'll use every pot and pan in the kitchen to make one thing.







5.Jezelle

Protect your curtains.She may use them as the latest style.












6.Miss Piggy

  

I'm sorry to all of you Miss P fans but it's true.She will be picky about every thing you do.That's our Piggy!










7.Bella

       

She has sooooooooooo many books.   

Facepalm worthy

There are some things that are so dumb,that they're worthy.Of facepalms!
















Picard has spoken.

That's probably why they didn't want women in the army back then.

And they ask why school shootings are such a problem.

Top most coincidences of all times

Here are a couple of coincidences that are sure to make you laugh and go,"OMG!"

1.The guy who sang,"We don't have to take our clothes off!" died of A.I.D.S afterwards.

2.There was a guy who was searching for his long lost daughter so he put up an add asking if anyone had seen her.She was soon found but the coincidence was that she was standing right BEHIND him while the add was being printed!I'm not making this up!

3.This,

Na na na!

This is #4.Does he even notice?

#5

..................

#6

Looks like fairy tales do come true.

#7

Wait for it.....

That's right!

Signs the limit

While I was out on the road,I thought of funny signs which made me think of this blog.

                                                              Wow.They seem like they care.

                                                                   Oh,we wouldn't want that happening.

                                           Well,that is what it is.

                                             Congrats,08!I'll see you when I'm placing my order.

                                                 Girl Scouts have got it good.

                                                       When in doubt,add "Baby got back."

                                                                    Good to know!

                                                                      Duh.

                                             According to Satin!

                                                              Mr.Beaver found the loop hole.

                                                              I'll try not to.

Game show fails

WARNING:The following post is super funny.Protect your funny bone.

                                                                       Donkey Kong
                                                         Is getting way outa hand.

                                                                    

                                                                And,

                                                            You said it,Picard.

                                                      Well,they do squirt stuff out but not what you think.

                                                             Well I think I know where this is going.

Jurassic funny

So,I just went to see Jurassic park and I have to say it was pretty frickin' sweet.But did you guys notice something?Something in the end credits?No?Well how about this,

                                                       You had one job Phil,one job.

Nailing it!

Now let's go over to......PINTEREST!You've heard about it.It's the web-sight where you can post cool crafts and arts.But sometimes when people try it out for them selves,it doesn't always turn out the way you would expect it.I'll show you what I mean.

I love with what you did with the,um,yarn?

Boy!Looks like Jr. had too much chocolate milk last night!

Awwww!Look at the bloody snow guts pouring out!

Okay,come on!!How can you mess this up?!

Okay,chicken nuggets.You win this round.

Yeah,can't see that blow up in anyone's face!






Or,melt.

This is just too sad.

Maggie's dream of being a pretty mermaid with long flowing hair,







was sadly crushed because of pinterest.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!"