Types of people on Facebook

Alright,I'm going to make this quick and easy for you guys.These are just the type of people that I see on Facebook.

1.The creeper:In real life,these people are called stalkers.You know how there's always this one person that doesn't post,like,or comment on anything but they always know what you've done?

*Example*So me and Tori went out for lunch today.

Creeper:Oh yeah,I saw that on Facebook.......:}

Yeah,it get's real weird

2.The over-poster:Also known as the Timeline rapist!These are the people that like you to know what they have done every 5 minutes no matter how ridiculous it is.

*Example*I just ate breakfast!(POST!)

Shower,work,then gym!(POST!)

I just took a dump and I think I hurt myself!(POST!)

3.The status hijacker:Have you ever posted something and then found out that the conversation has just been taken over by someone else?Usually these people will re-post what YOU posted and act like it was their idea.I just want to go up the that person in real life and say,"Hey,moron!That's what the SHARE button's for!"

4.The Attention-seeker:These are the people that post only one-liners like,"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!"or "EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW!!"Then they'll wait for people to fall into their trap and have them ask what happened.And the worst part is that they never tell you what happened,so people just keep commenting to feed the poster's own self-esteem.Why can't we just be honest?

5.The Drunk:This one is my personal favorite.These are the people that are always posting about going out partying with their friends or getting drunk.Then once they are drunk,they post really funny thing.

*Example*Oh,just crapped my pants.Gotta tell Facebook.

Then,the next morning later,you start to see the posts from the night before slowly start to be deleted.I can just picture the guy going,"Delete,delete...."It's hilarious!

6.The Preacher:They're the ones that are always posting quotes from the bible.Now,there's nothing wrong with that,but when I log into facebook and I feel like I'm in church,then THAT'S when I draw the line.

7.The whiner/Drama queen:There the people that are always posting on how life sucks and isn't fare and blah
blah blah.Listen buddy,Facebook isn't your personal therapist.You gotta live life while you can!So quite looking for the negative in everything.

8.The game addict:We all know these people.There the ones that are always flooding your notification box with invitations to games like Farmland,Then,they're always posting about how much they love the frigging thing.

*Example*Oooo!I just planted a tree!Now I will invite all my friends so they can plant trees with me!

And that's all I got,folks.I really mean no offense to these people but this is kinda like a warning to some people that want to join Facebook.Got to go!Peace!

A 9/11 message

I pray to all that have lost their loved ones on the tragic day known as September 11 2001.

Those who have lost their lives on that day will be missed by not only their loved ones but to all who have felt their pain and loss.

I wish you all a good night.

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My first Creepypasta reading Pt 2 told by pics!

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Now,ONTO PART TWO!! 

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                                               How the rest of my family reacted to it.

                                               How my brother reacted after reading another one.

                                                        How I feel for them for disliking it.

                                                        What they all want to do with it.

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