Is Freddy a GIRL??? (FNAF)

Welcome, ladies and germs!
Today, I wanted to talk about a little theory that was just made last year and I found it very interesting.
Of course, you're going to say, "Well, Banana, you have talked about this in a previous post!"
Yes, I'm aware.
But there's information that I found that I haven't told you guys yet about this theory.

So first off, when Vincent the Purple Guy killed the five children, how do we know that he stuffed a boy into Freddy and a girl into Chica?
It seems very specific of him, don't you think?

Vincent: OH YEAH? WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING SPECIFIC???!!

Me: NOTHING! I was just saying that it would be cool to ask you what gender were the kids?

Vincent: (slowly smiles and backs into dark alley.) You'll just have to find out for yourselves...........

O-Kay then.
Well, looks like we have to solve this our selves, folks.

Alright, so I've explained in my post on my ten facts about Freddy that he likes to hang around the girl's bathroom both in the first and second game.
I can hear you thinking now;
You've got a point, Banana.
But that isn't enough proof.
Well, I give you the proof that you have been looking for!

SEE?!!
Thanks to the ever-so-helpful Scott Cawthon, he sped this up so we can hear that it clearly sounds like a girl laughing!
It's Freddy's laugh track!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT"S NOT ENOUGH??!!

Okay then, you little punks.
I can hear you all saying that;
Yes, Banana,
But that could well have been a boy laughing.

Well, how about this;
The sound files from which the laugh track came from had the name;
Laugh-Girl-Giggle.

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

 

 
 

Just for Laughs! Pt 4

WARNING: THE VIDEO YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE WILL CONTAIN BLOOD AND GORE. 
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH.
IT'S KIND OF JACKED UP.

MORE Weirdest Phobias Around the World

Welcome, ladies and germs! 
Welp, since you guys apparently loved my post on weird phobias, I thought I'd do another one.
So here it is, enjoy!

Ablutophobia: This is the fear of taking a bath.
Anyone that has this phobia fears bathing, washing or cleaning themselves in general.
Blah.
Women and children deal with this phobia more than men do but children grow out of it.
In fact, the film Psycho effected the it's viewers so badly that they actually gave some this phobia after the shower murder scene.
Not the modern day Psycho, the one that was actually good.

Philophobia: Some people Stop in the name of love!
And others get crippled with fear.
People with Philophobia have a strong fear of falling in love.
This fear can be caused from a horrible experience with a past love or relationship leading to the desire to be secluded from others.

Heliophobia: It's not just vampires now!
Now you too can be afraid of the sun!
Heliophobia is the fear of the sun, sunlight or any type of bright light for that matter.

Ecophobia: Remember that monster you were afraid was going to come out of your closet?
Well, just imagine your entire house being the closet!
Ecophobia is the fear of a house or objects inside a house.
In 1808, a poet named Robert Shelton first used the term to describe his desire to leave his home and travel.

Trypophobia: To us, they're just holes.
To them, it's just pure fear!
Tyypophobia is the fear of objects that have odd patterns on them.
Most people who have this phobia tend to have a bad past with holes.
Oh, I can think of one........:}
Plot holes in movies!
Those tick me off!

Pogonophobia: 

Well, if you just looked at this picture and didn't run away from this post then you don't have it!
Pogonophobia is simply the fear a beards.

Seriously, you have nerves of steel!


Neophobia: This is the fear of newness.
This fear generally manifests with the elderly.
In it's mild state, it causes the person to be unable the break a routine and try anything new.
It can also be used to describe anger towards change in general.
So if you're one of those people who hate change, that's you!

Nomophobia: The fear of being out of mobile contact.
This pretty much means the fear of not having any phone access.
So, pretty much the whole country has this?

Pantaphobia: And that doesn't mean the fear of pants.
It means the fear of everything.
Which I guess means pants, too. 
So, if they're afraid of everything, does that mean that they're afraid of the fear of everything?

And that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

Call Me Maybe is Not so Crazy

 Welcome, ladies and germs to my take on Carly Ray Jepsen's song, Call me Maybe.
This is my first music review so LISTEN UP!

So, last year, this song became popular almost instantly!
I'm no kidding!
There's was that one baseball team that danced to it, I think.

But we're getting off subject.
Anyway, let's analyze the lyrics for a minute;

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy.....
 but here's my number,
so call me maybe!

So, just think about that;
that isn't really crazy, that's just what you do when you want to get intouched with someone.
You know what would be crazy?
If she refused to give the guy her phone number!

Watch this!

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy...
and although I really want to see you again,
I'm not going to give you any way to get intouched with me.
You'll just have to wander around the general area while shouting my name, hoping that I hear.

That would be crazy.
Or how about this?

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy...
but let's shave our heads and make a volleyball net out of our hair.

 Now that would be really crazy!
Although, I would like to see a volleyball net made out of hair.
That would be a cool thing to have.

Hey, I'm just ranting,
and this is silly,
but I'm out of time so,
I'm done really!

My Take on Movie Theaters

Welcome  ladies and germs to my take-
well, let's just call it what it is;
Banana Hannah's Ranting.
And I guess I'm your ranter.

Beginning rant now!

My Take on Movie Theaters!
Or as I described it to some; 
paying 100 dollars to sit in a dark room to watch strangers chew with their mouths open while they're playing with their smart phones.

Don't get me wrong!
Not all movie theaters are bad!
I'm just pointing out things you guys can see and/or relate to when you go there.

First of all, when you go sit in the movie room and while you're waiting for the movie, these previews come on.
Nothing wrong with that, but in the past years, I've seen that a lot of these movie previews always give away the ending the movie!
It's like the theater thinks that the audience is a bunch of skippy dogs who were scared of a thunder storm and they want to reassure them that there will be no more surprises.
Or treats.
Or anything worth wild.

Then there's the people;

1. The Explainers: These are the people that try to explain the movie to there friends while others are trying to watch it!

2.  The Slurpers: These are the ones that slurp so loud that they make this really annoying sound.
SF SF SF SF SF!
 It sounds like Hannibal Lector!

Or how about 3D?
No offense, guys, but if I wanted to see three-dimensional objects, I would just go outside.
News flash, movie maker, 3D doesn't make your movie better.
It just makes it closer!
And belief me, I can smell it just fine from back here!

That's all for this post, guys!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!  

Twenty Facts to Blow Your Mind! #2

HA HA!
You see?!
I told you that I was gonna continue this thing!
HA!

1. LSD has been known to cure post-dramatic-stress disorder such as in the case of one holocaust survivor.
After he took the drug, he was finally able to sleep in the first time in 30 years without nightmares.

2. In 1983, a 61 year-old potato farmer named Cliff Young who was not an athlete, won the 875 kilometers ultra marathon simply because he continued to run while the other competitors slept.

There's only one guy I know that can do the same in his sleep;

 




3. Penguins legs are actually longer than they appear.
They only look short because of the amount of feathers covering them.
Oh, and they have knees!

4. According to the FBI, the most common time for a robbery is on Fridays around 9 a.m and 11 a.m .

5. During WW2, two Japanese officers had a contest to see who could kill 100 people first using only a sword.
The two officers were later executed on war crimes.
What?
They couldn't have just played card or sometin'?

6. In 2006, the FBI planted a spy in southern California and disguised him as a radical Muslim in order to root out potential threats.
This back-fired however, because people reported seeing him and thought he was a threat.

7. There is an insect called the " Tree Lobster", which is almost the size of your hand!

8. In Mexico, artists can pay their taxes by donating pieces of their art work to the government.

9. Despite having billions of dollars, owning IKEA and being one of the country's most wealthy business men in the world, Ingvar Kamprad is known for being notoriously cheap.

10. The stickers on fruits you get at the store are actually edible paper.
The glue they glue the stickers on with is food grade so even if you eat one, you're okay!

11. When ants die, they release a chemical into the air that tells the other ants to come and move it's body to a burial ground.
If this chemical get's sprayed on a live ant, other ants will think that it is dead regardless of what it does.

12. Australia is home to the Golden Silk Spider.
These bad boys are so big, that they can eat half a meter long snakes.

13. The first British spy known as 007, was an astrologer named John Deen.

14. In Siberia, there's a toilet that sits 8,500 feet above sea level at the top of the Altai Mountain.

15. When Shakira was in second grade, she was rejected by the school chorus group because her teacher thought she sounded like a goat.

Not that goat.

16. Doctor Who was originally intended to be an educational show for kids with an episode set in the future to teach kids about science and an episode set in the past to teach them about history.

17. In Japan, there are owl cafes where you can interact with owls while enjoying a drink or meal.

18. During the cold war, Russia continually pointed missiles at a public traffic building, believing that it was a top secret meeting facility.
Turns out it was just a hot dog stand.

19. In 1954, a man committed suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge all because he had a tooth ache.

20. In 2007, a man Mike Mattin designed an actual working device call the Aquatic Pram that allows you to take your pet fish for a walk.

And that's all for this post folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

Just for Laughs! Pt 3!

YOU"LL NEVER CATCH THE SUPER BABY!

Twenty Facts to Blow your Mind!

Oh, it's go time!

So, I'm starting a new series on this blog called Twenty Facts to Blow your Mind and these facts will just be about random things that you may not know about.

Let's get started!


1. Google rents goats to replace lawn-mowers for their mountain-view head-quarters.

2. When you get black-out-drunk, you're brain won't actually forget anything because it wasn't recording in the first place.

3. Nintendo has banked so much money that if you check their banking account, you will see that they have over 250 million dollars in it and are gaining more every year!

4.Taiwan has become the first country to offer free wifi to tourists in all hot spots all over the island.

5. In Japan, it is illegal to dance at nightclubs after midnight.
Nightclubs are routinely raided by police and undercover agents that go in to see if anyone is dancing.

6. Former US president, Calvin Collidge, used to enjoy buzzing for his bodyguard and then hide under his desk as they frantically searched for him.

7. The phrase, "Luck of the Irish", did not originally mean extreme fortune.
It was actually meant to be used as sarcasm.
It was meant to say that only sheer luck rather than brains could help these fools.

8. Korea citizens are forced to choose between one of twenty-eight government-approved haircuts.

9. It has been estimated that there are three-million ship wrecks on the ocean floor that are worth millions in value and treasure.

10. A seven-year old second grader was suspended from school after he bit a poptart into the shape of a mountain and school officials mistook for a gun.
Really?
Are they really that stupid?

11. All of the air that people find in potato chip bags isn't really air at all.
It is actually nitrogen which serves the purpose to keep chips crisp and to provide a cushion during shipping.

12. A German author wrote a comical novel in which Hitler wakes up in modern-day Berlin and has no memory since 1945 and becomes a comedian.

13.  There is a student squirrel-whisperer at Penn State University named Mary Crew.

14. There has been a study in 2012 concluded by the University of Wisconsin that people that are more distracted and tend to day dream, are often to have a sharper memory and better working brain.

15. There was a study by hospitals that had to do with making children's hospital more fun.
So, they pulled children out of a children's hospital and they were told to tell them what clown they liked.
All of them either disliked or had a fear of them.

16. A recent study showed that about 68% of people report to have Phantom Vibrate Syndrome.
It's a condition that causes people to think that their phone is vibrating when it isn't. 

17.  Jack Johnson, the first African-American to be in heavy-weight boxing champion, was once pulled over and was given a 50 dollar speeding ticket but gave the officer 100 dollars saying that when he rides back down street he will be going the exact same sped.

18. In north Korea, it is currently the year 125 not 2015 because their calender is based around the birth of the founder of North Korea, Kin Ill Sung.

19. In 1912, Teddy Roosevelt was shot before he gave his speech.
But because he wasn't coughing up blood and the bullet missed his lungs and heart, he walked in the building and proceeded to give a 90 minute speech.

20. In 1976, a Greek War veteran was diagnosed  with cancer by doctors and told by them that he only had six months to live.
He went back to those doctors ten years later to tell them that he was still alive only to find that they were all dead.
He lived to be 102 years old!

That's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more posts, you know where to look!

The Weirdest Phobias around the World

So the world can be a pretty interesting place when it comes to it's fears and that what this whole post is about!

Me myself don't have any phobias that I know of and the most common of phobias is the fear of speaking out in public but I already got that one down!Ha ha!

But when I decided to do some research after I got home from work today, I found out that there are phobias for almost anything!

So I give you the strangest Phobias from around the world!


1. Spectrophobia: This phobia is the fear of mirrors.
This one I actually do get because I don't know about you all but when some of my friend come over at my place to spend the night with me and in the middle of the night I see them get up to use the bathroom, I see them stay far away from the hall mirror as possible.
And if you've seen the movie "Mirrors", then JESUS CHRIST.

And once the movie's over, it's never mentioned by the viewer again.

2. Phagophobia: This one is the fear of...........wait, is it pronounced the way I think it's pronounced?
Is it?
Really?
Okay, then well....
Phagophobia; the Fear of Swallowing.
Look, I'm sure that there's a joke somewhere in there but I'm just not going to touch it.

3. Cacophobia: The Fear of Uglyness.

4.Anatidaephobia: The Fear that a Duck is watching you.
Really?
There's a phobia for that?
(sighs) Ohhhh Boy, it's going to be a long night.

5. Hippoptomonstrosesquippedalio: (takes deep breath)
God, that was a mouth-full.
This is the Fear of Really Long Words.
Ummm......

SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S how they named it?!
How is the person who has it even supposed to tell you he has it?


6. Geliophobia: The Fear of Laughter.
Listen to this song and you will understand way this phobia exists.

7. Peladophobia: The Fear of Bald people.
Dang, so sorry to all my bald viewers.

8. Hypnophobia: The Fear of Sleep.
Okay, this one I could never have because I enjoy sleep way too much.

9. And this last one is Phobiaphobia; The Fear of Having a Phobia.
Yeah wouldn't this make someone go insane almost instantly?
Because if someones afraid of something and they're afraid of that fear and they are afraid of that fear of that fear, wouldn't they be shipped off the nearest asylum as soon as possible?
It's a parodox!
Or should I say Phobodox?

Battle of the Drinks

What do you think of my new text?

No? Oh, okay.

Well, today I wanted to talk about something that has to do with advertising.
You see, Blogger doesn't force you to be sponsered  by anything so for example;
I could say that Cadberry Cream Eggs are filled with Dolphin sperm.
Or that Old Navy clothes make you look like a tacky serial killer.
Or that Snickers only satisfy you for about eight minutes and then makes you hate yourself later on that day.

But what I'm getting at here is that last year, there was a big issue with the pomegranate drink, "Pom" and CocaCola. That's right.
Today I want to talk about the battle of the drinks.
See, Coke accused Pom for only having 2% pomegranatein their drinks.
Only there was one problem.
Pom did have more than 2% of pomegranate in their drinks and thus proving Cokes accusations invalid.

But the thing is that Coke didn't have to file anything to accuse them.
They could just do it!
 With no proof at all!

So what I'm saying is that you yourself don't even need a company to accuse another company.
You can falsely advertise with these stickers you can find and print out.

Say for example, you can put a sticker on a bottle of shampoo and say that it's made with 30% puppy dogs.

Or that Frosted Wheets are made with sand paper and broken nails.

Or that candy bars are made with 45% old guy.

Now,the worst thing you could do is try to sell these for a profit or put them in a store on store items.

But if you do that, then that is why I am not going to give you guys the name of the website the get these because when police ask you where you got these, I don't want to be the one that you say gave you the idea!

 

My Take on Five Nights at Treasure Island

So, there had been a lot of fan games made about FNAF that I have come across of late and some of them are just Eh?
Yes, this is a thing now.
Annnnd, focusing on a game that was based of another game and also a Creepypasta that it itself was based off of a abandoned Disney theme park, there are a lot of games that were based souly off of FNAF and other inserted topics that had nothing to do with anything.
Okay, so the product was different in terms of what got adapted and how.
So, during this point where FNAF 2 was just getting started, there was a vote from beginning game-makers to make there own versions of FNAf. You can see where this would go horribly wrong.

Five Nights at Wario's

Five Nights at Freddy's 3

Five Nights at the Krusty Krab

Yeah, most of these adaptations tended to........
Suck.

But, there was money to be made. So where to start this off but with Five Nights at Treasure Island?
So what's so special about FNATI?
Well, aside from it being the first in this trend, it was one of the most memorable and one of the least.......
Bad.

But before we get to the nitty-gritty, let's see what made the first FNAF game unique in it's own right.

If you look at the ideals in the first game, you can see it kind of made itself more unique.
The story isn't that there some old monster trying to eat you or that a killer is on the lose or any of those puzzles.
The story in the first game is that you're a night guard working in a haunted pizzaria.

That's it.

FNAF is missing a lot of the typical horror game tropes.
For example; the mecanics.
You take a look at FNAF mecanics and it really highlights on how rare it is to see a character in a horror game not being able to move and just staying in that one space while you're just fighting to stay alive.

But the thing that makes FNAF so remarkable is that it lives outside of horror gaming's expectations. Four animatronics are possessed by dead children for the story and that's fine. You can't move at all because they are already moving and that's fine.

It still has a strong plot point where as you can't even tell what the story is with the other games because they're weak almost to the point of being self aware.

So if FNATI is a version of this trope, is it still a good game?

Yes, but the plot point changes.

It revolves mostly around one threat; a photo-negitive Mickey suit and his other pals which I am glad to see that Suicide Mouse was involved with the game, too, are trying to stuff you into a Mickey Mouse costume but your head is too big so they have to break your neck in order to get you in it and..........

Yeah. Starting to sound familiar?

But what makes FNATI sooooo interesting is that the rest of the story line is new. And the fact that Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Suicide Mouse were included in it is just amazing!
By the time night 4 of FNAF, we already knew what to expect. In FNATI, they kept adding new suits, thus making the game scarier!
We had no idea that the Donald Duck head was going to move on it's own!
By the way, Google Photo-negitive Minnie. You will scream, I can asure you.

So, in my opinion, Five Nights at Treasure Island is a great fan game you should go check it out!

Just for Laughs! Pt 2

You all will love this!