Welcome, ladies and germs!
I am not sponsored by Coca-Cola or it's products!
Song: I Need Coke Zero.
Lyrics by: Me and Carter.
Parody of: I Need a Hero by Skillet.
Note: This is a duet.
I'm just a step away,
I'm just a breath away,
Losing my nerves today.
(we're falling from our feet today!)
I am just a man,
Not superhuman.
(i'm not superhuman!)
I need something to keep me awake.
It's just some more work,
Some more work from the boss.
(we're falling from our feet today!)
Just step from the limit,
Just another day in the working place!
I need Coke Zero,
To wake me now.
I need Coke Zero,
(to wake me now!)
I need Coke Zero to wake my mind.
Coke Zero's gonna wake me,
(just in time!)
I've got to work today,
To earn another pay.
Trying something today.
(tastebuds will be new today!)
I just want something new,
I am just sick and tired of Mountain Dew!
I need Coke Zero,
To wake me now.
I need Coke Zero,
(to wake me now!)
I need Coke Zero,
To wake my mind.
Coke Zero's gonna wake me,
(just in time!)
The End
Saturday, July 25, 2015
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Most Funniest Comic Book Covers Pt 2
Welcome, ladies and germs!
It's time for part two!
(see, told you i'd be doing this again)
'Nuff said.
Alf, what are you doing to that seal?!?
HEY!
BAD TOUCH!
BAD TOUCH!
And on that very day that he decided to donate, Aquaman realized that he picked a very, very bad day to wear all white.
That's right, kiddies.
Santa not only gives you coal in your stockings of you're bad.
He brings out his say-hello-to-my-little-friend shotgun on your a$$!
Well, my first wish is for you to get some dignity!
This reminds me of a joke.
Okay, so Jesus and Moses go walking into a bar and the bar tender asks them; "What do you two have in commom?"
And they say, "Just US."
Get it?
Jesus and Moses have US in their names!
.............................sorry.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
It's time for part two!
(see, told you i'd be doing this again)
'Nuff said.
Alf, what are you doing to that seal?!?
HEY!
BAD TOUCH!
BAD TOUCH!
And on that very day that he decided to donate, Aquaman realized that he picked a very, very bad day to wear all white.
That's right, kiddies.
Santa not only gives you coal in your stockings of you're bad.
He brings out his say-hello-to-my-little-friend shotgun on your a$$!
Well, my first wish is for you to get some dignity!
This reminds me of a joke.
Okay, so Jesus and Moses go walking into a bar and the bar tender asks them; "What do you two have in commom?"
And they say, "Just US."
Get it?
Jesus and Moses have US in their names!
.............................sorry.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Monday, July 20, 2015
Most Funniest Comic Book Covers
Welcome, ladies and germs!
After getting back from Comic Con a couple of months ago, I had a thought to make a post centered around comics.
Sadly, I forgot the idea shortly afterwards and it only occurred to me just yesterday.
So, I've decided to gather the most funniest comic book Covers I've seen so far.
(by the way, maybe i'll do a part 2 on this, maybe i won't.....you may never know......)
Hey, I'll even slip on some funny moments from inside the comic!
Lucky you!
Yeah, a menace in FASHION!
Gay Pride Batman; Always a classic.
YOU HAVE A VOICE MAIL..........
Uh, I totally agree with Robin in the background.
By the way, is it just me or does Superman have a Beetles hair cut?
Do go on, Robin......
Oh, but Batman, I think the position you're in says otherwise.
Huh, what a specific power, Clark.
He's able to fly, bend metal and can make a killer evening dress!
Hurray, T.M.I!
Let's just be glad that it's the end of that comic, people.
Speaking of Gay Pride......
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
After getting back from Comic Con a couple of months ago, I had a thought to make a post centered around comics.
Sadly, I forgot the idea shortly afterwards and it only occurred to me just yesterday.
So, I've decided to gather the most funniest comic book Covers I've seen so far.
(by the way, maybe i'll do a part 2 on this, maybe i won't.....you may never know......)
Hey, I'll even slip on some funny moments from inside the comic!
Lucky you!
Yeah, a menace in FASHION!
Gay Pride Batman; Always a classic.
YOU HAVE A VOICE MAIL..........
Uh, I totally agree with Robin in the background.
By the way, is it just me or does Superman have a Beetles hair cut?
Do go on, Robin......
Oh, but Batman, I think the position you're in says otherwise.
Huh, what a specific power, Clark.
He's able to fly, bend metal and can make a killer evening dress!
Hurray, T.M.I!
Let's just be glad that it's the end of that comic, people.
Speaking of Gay Pride......
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Saturday, July 18, 2015
Here we go Again.....
Earlier today.....
Ahh...It feels great to finally have Vincent off my blog!
Well, it's time to check my e-mails again!
(checks e-mails)
Let's see.....wait....what's this? (sees a file that is named WEEGEE.jpg)
What....oh no....!
IT CAN'T BE!!!
Ahh...It feels great to finally have Vincent off my blog!
Well, it's time to check my e-mails again!
(checks e-mails)
Let's see.....wait....what's this? (sees a file that is named WEEGEE.jpg)
What....oh no....!
IT CAN'T BE!!!
Friday, July 17, 2015
My Take on The Thundermans
Welcome, ladies and germs!
Well, you guys asked for this.....one of the worst sitcoms on Nickolodeon that I have ever seen......
The Thundermans!
Okay, I think we can all agree that this show was pretty much made because Nick saw how well Cartoon Network and Disney and the Hub were doing with some of their shows and needed to cash in as quickly as possible.
Thus, giving birth to a unholy abomination know as The Thundermans.
I tell you, it is so bad that it actually deserves a Mystery Science Theater 2000 to be done on it.
It is that bad.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's dive right into this dumb-fest!
The Story: Now, stop me if you've heard this before:
A family of superheros-
Carter: The Incredibles .
Me: DUH!
I mean, it is so painfully obvious at how this is a rip-off of The Incredibles.
Just listen to this: A family of superheros try to fit in to everyday society but find it hard and nearly blow their cover and- yeah.
Here's an idea on what to do to spice it up; make an ex-super villain the nextdoor neighbor and have the entire show be about that!
Okay, not the entire show but it would at least make things more interesting and we might have gotten some witty dialogue in this show.
League of Super Evil got this right.
Heck, even the show Sidekicks got this right.
Well, you guys asked for this.....one of the worst sitcoms on Nickolodeon that I have ever seen......
The Thundermans!
Okay, I think we can all agree that this show was pretty much made because Nick saw how well Cartoon Network and Disney and the Hub were doing with some of their shows and needed to cash in as quickly as possible.
Thus, giving birth to a unholy abomination know as The Thundermans.
I tell you, it is so bad that it actually deserves a Mystery Science Theater 2000 to be done on it.
It is that bad.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's dive right into this dumb-fest!
The Story: Now, stop me if you've heard this before:
A family of superheros-
Carter: The Incredibles .
Me: DUH!
I mean, it is so painfully obvious at how this is a rip-off of The Incredibles.
Just listen to this: A family of superheros try to fit in to everyday society but find it hard and nearly blow their cover and- yeah.
Here's an idea on what to do to spice it up; make an ex-super villain the nextdoor neighbor and have the entire show be about that!
Okay, not the entire show but it would at least make things more interesting and we might have gotten some witty dialogue in this show.
League of Super Evil got this right.
Heck, even the show Sidekicks got this right.
Okay, okay.
Look, I know that a lot of people actually like this show and I reeeeeally don't know why.
I mean, I can get how Jessie and iCarly and Dog with a Blog would be liked but Thundermans?
Thundermans?!
The Characters: BLAND BLAND BLAND!
Aside from the fact that Phobie's brother wants to be a super villain, there is nothing interesting about these characters at all!
The Jokes: The jokes were like if iCarly jokes and Mike's puns had a baby.
Mike: HEY!
They are just your typical Dan Shniter crappy sitcom.
iCarly did these types of bland jokes, Victorious did these types of jokes.
They are just NOT FUNNY.
Final Thoughts: Well, this show sucks.
I mean, Every Witch Way and Henry Danger are pretty bad.
So, is this the worst?
Not really.
They are all just as equally bad.
There.
Are you happy with that, WeeGee?
WeeGee:Yes, you make the WeeGee one proud and happy.
But you don't make the WeeGee one satisfied.....you shall continue to review these god awful shows or I will haunt your computer for-EVA!!!!
MWAHAHAHA!
Me: Uh....anybody got a Toaster Strudel?
Thursday, July 16, 2015
When Princess Peach get's Bored
Meanwhile at Peach's Castle......
ring ring
Bowser: (picks up phone) Hello?
Peach: Hey, Bowser.
Bowser: Oh, Hi, princess.
Peach: So, I just wanted to call and talk real quick. By the way, nice kidnapping last week! You did a good job!
Bowser: Aw, thanks! I do try. You did good at the mini games today, too!
Peach: Thank you! Hey, uh, I've got a favor to ask you.
Bowser: Okay, what is it?
Peach: Do you think you can come kidnap me?
Bowser: Wow, right now? Uh, let me look at my schedule......let's see....uh, Iggy's dentist oppointment......Ludwig's haircut.....Wendy's ear-piercing.....Ah! Yeah, I can do it at 3:00. Sound good?
Peach: Great! See you at 3!
Bowser: See you!
(End of call)
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Minecraft Song- Don't go Chasing Creepers
Song: Don't go Chasing Creepers
Lyrics by:
Parody of: Don't go Breaking my Heart by Elton John and Kiki Dee
Note: This is a duet, so grab a partner and sing away to the lyrics!
Don't go chasing creepers.
I couldn't if I wanted!
Oh no there at our door!
Oh, I think we're being hunted.
Don't go chasing creepers.
I hate them just as much!
At least they give us gun powder.
But they explode with just one touch.
Whoo-hoo....
Everyone knows them!
When they came around,
they always put me down!
Whoo-hoo.....
Right the start,
They've broken my heart!
Ohhhhh!
They've broken mt heart!
(music)
Don't go chasing creepers.
They put the pressure on me!
Now they're after us!
Oh, I hope we can make it!
Whoo-hoo.....
Everyone knows them!
When they came around,
They always put me down!
Ohhhhhh!
Don't go chasing creepers!
The End
Expectation VS Reality Vol 10 (Cake Addition)
Welcome. ladies and germs!
Time to take a look back at our delusions that we have about certain things in life that turn out to be nothing more than just false hope in out society.
That means downers.
So, let's take a look at this special addition to E VS R by looking at our favorite sweets that you pretend to act like it's a sometimes food but you really just like to stuff your face with it when you're home alone!
...................Guys, what's wrong with SpongeBob's eye?
Run, run as fast as you can!
OR I'LL KILL YOU.
(sigh)
Alright, I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice..........
Here comes the Umpas.
KILL ME......
Oh, looks like ol' reefer beaver is poppin' pills again.
Uh, Elsa?
You're lookin' kinda derpy today.
Huh, so this is what it would look like if you crossed Sloth from The Goonies with an Elsa cake and Kim Kardashian in a washing machine.
Welp, I'm never having another critter cake again.
(also take note at the fact that that thing is on a paper plate and it looks like it just got out of a car wash)
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Time to take a look back at our delusions that we have about certain things in life that turn out to be nothing more than just false hope in out society.
That means downers.
So, let's take a look at this special addition to E VS R by looking at our favorite sweets that you pretend to act like it's a sometimes food but you really just like to stuff your face with it when you're home alone!
...................Guys, what's wrong with SpongeBob's eye?
Run, run as fast as you can!
OR I'LL KILL YOU.
(sigh)
Alright, I didn't want to have to do this, but you've left me no choice..........
Here comes the Umpas.
KILL ME......
Oh, looks like ol' reefer beaver is poppin' pills again.
Uh, Elsa?
You're lookin' kinda derpy today.
Huh, so this is what it would look like if you crossed Sloth from The Goonies with an Elsa cake and Kim Kardashian in a washing machine.
Welp, I'm never having another critter cake again.
(also take note at the fact that that thing is on a paper plate and it looks like it just got out of a car wash)
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Saturday, July 11, 2015
Batman Song- Do you Wanna Kill the Batman?
Song: Do you Wanna Kill the Batman?
Lyrics by: Me!
Parody of: Do you Wanna Build a Snowman? from Frozen
Featuring: Joker and Harley Quinn
knock, knock,knock,knock,knock, knock....
Mista J?
Do you wanna kill the Batman?
C'mon, let's go and play!
I never see ya anymore,
Come out the door,
It's like you've gone away!
We used to be a duo, but now we're not.
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you wanna kill the Batman?
It doesn't have to be the Batman.
Joker: Go away, Harley!
Okay, bye........
(music)
Do you wanna kill the Batman?
Or go rob a jewelry store?
I think some company is over-due,
I've started talking to the new neighbor next-door.
Hi, Ivy!
It get's a little lonely,
In this padded room,
When will you break me out?
Hahaha! Hahaha.....
(music)
knock,knock,knock...
Mista J.....?
Please, I know you're in there....
People are wondering where ya've been....
Their trying to find you,
But I'm right here for you,
Just let me in....
I'm moving in with Ivy.
She actually cares.
I guess this means we're through......
(Sniff)
Do you wanna kill the Batman......?
(cries)
The End
Lyrics by: Me!
Parody of: Do you Wanna Build a Snowman? from Frozen
Featuring: Joker and Harley Quinn
knock, knock,knock,knock,knock, knock....
Mista J?
Do you wanna kill the Batman?
C'mon, let's go and play!
I never see ya anymore,
Come out the door,
It's like you've gone away!
We used to be a duo, but now we're not.
I wish you would tell me why!
Do you wanna kill the Batman?
It doesn't have to be the Batman.
Joker: Go away, Harley!
Okay, bye........
(music)
Do you wanna kill the Batman?
Or go rob a jewelry store?
I think some company is over-due,
I've started talking to the new neighbor next-door.
Hi, Ivy!
It get's a little lonely,
In this padded room,
When will you break me out?
Hahaha! Hahaha.....
(music)
knock,knock,knock...
Mista J.....?
Please, I know you're in there....
People are wondering where ya've been....
Their trying to find you,
But I'm right here for you,
Just let me in....
I'm moving in with Ivy.
She actually cares.
I guess this means we're through......
(Sniff)
Do you wanna kill the Batman......?
(cries)
The End
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Minecraft Song- Steve the Miner
Song: Steve the Miner
Lyrics by: Jack (my brother) and Banana Hannah
Parody of: The Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song
Creative Consultant: Carter (that means I walked up to him everytime I wrote a lyric and asked him if it was good or needed to be fixed)
Are you ready, miners?
Aye-aye captain!
I can't hear you!
Open your ears captain!
OHHHH!
Who lives in a house in a forest by the sea?
Steve the Miner!
Who nearly died once because of a zombie?
Steve the Miner!
Who mines at night and get's stuck in mine ditches?
Steve the Miner!
Who takes monsters out like their dirty b!tches?
Steve the Miner!
Ready?
Steve the Miner!
Steve the Miner!
Steve the Miner!
Steve the Mi-NER!
Hahaha, hahah!
The end
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