Battle of the Drinks

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Well, today I wanted to talk about something that has to do with advertising.
You see, Blogger doesn't force you to be sponsered  by anything so for example;
I could say that Cadberry Cream Eggs are filled with Dolphin sperm.
Or that Old Navy clothes make you look like a tacky serial killer.
Or that Snickers only satisfy you for about eight minutes and then makes you hate yourself later on that day.

But what I'm getting at here is that last year, there was a big issue with the pomegranate drink, "Pom" and CocaCola. That's right.
Today I want to talk about the battle of the drinks.
See, Coke accused Pom for only having 2% pomegranatein their drinks.
Only there was one problem.
Pom did have more than 2% of pomegranate in their drinks and thus proving Cokes accusations invalid.

But the thing is that Coke didn't have to file anything to accuse them.
They could just do it!
 With no proof at all!

So what I'm saying is that you yourself don't even need a company to accuse another company.
You can falsely advertise with these stickers you can find and print out.

Say for example, you can put a sticker on a bottle of shampoo and say that it's made with 30% puppy dogs.

Or that Frosted Wheets are made with sand paper and broken nails.

Or that candy bars are made with 45% old guy.

Now,the worst thing you could do is try to sell these for a profit or put them in a store on store items.

But if you do that, then that is why I am not going to give you guys the name of the website the get these because when police ask you where you got these, I don't want to be the one that you say gave you the idea!