My Take on Movie Theaters

Welcome  ladies and germs to my take-
well, let's just call it what it is;
Banana Hannah's Ranting.
And I guess I'm your ranter.

Beginning rant now!

My Take on Movie Theaters!
Or as I described it to some; 
paying 100 dollars to sit in a dark room to watch strangers chew with their mouths open while they're playing with their smart phones.

Don't get me wrong!
Not all movie theaters are bad!
I'm just pointing out things you guys can see and/or relate to when you go there.

First of all, when you go sit in the movie room and while you're waiting for the movie, these previews come on.
Nothing wrong with that, but in the past years, I've seen that a lot of these movie previews always give away the ending the movie!
It's like the theater thinks that the audience is a bunch of skippy dogs who were scared of a thunder storm and they want to reassure them that there will be no more surprises.
Or treats.
Or anything worth wild.

Then there's the people;

1. The Explainers: These are the people that try to explain the movie to there friends while others are trying to watch it!

2.  The Slurpers: These are the ones that slurp so loud that they make this really annoying sound.
SF SF SF SF SF!
 It sounds like Hannibal Lector!

Or how about 3D?
No offense, guys, but if I wanted to see three-dimensional objects, I would just go outside.
News flash, movie maker, 3D doesn't make your movie better.
It just makes it closer!
And belief me, I can smell it just fine from back here!

That's all for this post, guys!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!