The Problems with Princess Peach

Welcome ladies and germs!
Welcome back to Banana's World, the blog that critics are calling fact-filled and mildly impressive video jokes!

So let's talk about Princess Peach;
(and no, this isn't going to be an extreme feminist post)
She's one of the first ladies of gaming and also the most innocuous.
She's beautiful, polite, modest and even when she engages in brawl, she still is even-tempered.

Take for example, the humble Smash Ball.
Where as this power can change cute characters into fire-spewing winged death, Peach uses it to summon a rain of healthy fruit.

Or how about in Super Mario RPG?
While every else uses their magic to create storms of lightning and fire, Peach calls forth an army of sheep.

But not angry, trample-you-to-death sheep, just sleepy-sheepys.
SERIOUSLY!
Mrs. Pacman is edgier and she's a yellow circle with a bow!

So, would it surprise you that behind those golden-locks is a ticking time-bomb of hormones and the mastermind behind Bowser's evil schemes?

Be warned, dear viewers!

So as we begin to peal this peach, I've come to the conclusion that Peach is a clear candidate for Bipolar Disorder; A psychological issue marked by periods of extreme mood shifts.
Really high highs and really low lows.
I mean, just look at her in most Mario Sports games.

I've already said that in most games, she appears calm and collective.
But she only makes a cameo in most games.
In Super Princess Peach, however, she's the protagonist and she's not fights her way to Bowser with all those magic powers and veggies.
No, no.
She attacks with rapid mood swings.

Get her mad, she literally catches on fire.
Happy; she twirls and flies!
Sad; she cries rivers.

Way to go, Nintendo.
You did your best.

People with Bipolar tend to aggressive or depressed for the rest of the day.
Peach takes it to a whole other level by switching back and forth in the span of seconds!

People with Bipolar also comes packaged with unhealthy eating habits.
And Peach always makes cake!
Yeah, that cake ain't a lie.
She's just using it to escape her depression.

But before was finish talking about Nintendo's sexist little romp, in Super Princess Peach, her hormonal highness is fighting for control over, get this.............

The Vibe Scepter

You heard me.......

Vibe. Scepter.

 They couldn't really mean.......

Yeah, yeah they do.

At the end of the game, text on the screen say that the Vibe Scepter might be found in my own home and is responsible for my mother "Laughing Happily A Lot".

Super Princess Peach; encouraging kid's to find their parent's hidden sex toys since 2005!

So she's a little moody and sexually repressed.
But can we blame her for being a little off her rocker?
I mean, the women's been kidnapped at least twelve times.
Eight of which were by an over grown-turtle.

This begs the question; why does this keep happening?

As leader of the Mushroom Kingdom, wouldn't there be some better protection for their own ruler?
After twelve whole times of being kidnapped, don't you think you would want it to stop?

Maybe not.

It's very possible that Peach has Stockholm Syndrome; A psychological event in which people who are taken hostage start to have positive feelings towards their captors.
Even falling in love with them!

Now, I won't count Bell from Beauty and the Beast as being a victim of SS because she doesn't start to love the beast until he stops acting like a butthole and when she get's a chance to leave, she does.

Now, look at Peach; clearly she has taken no action to protect her or her kingdom.
It's like she's asking to get kidnapped!
And where's Mario?
Don't you think that after two, maybe three kidnappings he would show some concern for his girlfriend's safety?
Maybe say, "You know what-a, honey? Maybe it's-a time we do something about-a this Bowser problem-a."

But. He. Doesn't.
You know why?

Because it's all staged.

Don't believe me?
One of the hottest online businesses right now is Staged Kidnapping, where you can pay to be kidnapped with just a mere 1,500 dollars!
Not the smartest birthday gift, but okay!

And it's all perfectly safe.
Sure you might get roughed up a bit, but not harmed, per say.
Same with Peach, at the end of it all, she get's saved.
All while getting exitement out of her depressed life. 

And at the end, all the Mario friend's, Bowser too, play golf and other sports.

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

Get Well, Little Brother

Welcome, ladies and germs.

Today, I have some bad news.

My little brother, Jack, is very sick and me and my family are very worried about him.

So, I just wanted to ask you guys to pray for him and to wish for him to get better.

Don't worry, his illness isn't deadly and I won't go into detail on what he has but please give out your support for him and if I don't post in a while, I apologize but I'm just trying to take care of him.

Thanks again, guys. :)

Twenty Facts to Blow your Mind! #3

Welcome, ladies and germs!
Sorry it took a while to make this post.
Just trying to find some really, really interesting facts for you all.
So, here they are!


1. A false awakening is the term used for a vivid or convincing dream about waking from sleep when in reality, you're still sleeping.

2. The Savannah is the largest domestic cat that resembles a small leopard but behaves like a dog.
They can grow up to 18 kilograms, have an 8-feet vertical jump and can be trained to walk on a leash and play fetch.

3. The people who made the Mars Rover have given it a special device where it can sing Happy Birthday to itself to celebrate it's day of creation.

4. Walt Disney holds the record for the most Oscars won by any one person with a total of twenty-two.

5. John Lasseter, one of the founders of Pixar, was fired from Disney for trying to create three-dimensional cartoon images.
Lucas Films hired shortly afterwards for being innovated and Disney bought Lucas Films and Pixar for billions of dollars.

6. A study conducted by the Journal Marine Party concluded that sharks only kill twelve people per year but people kill 11,417 sharks per hour.

7. When asked about his I.Q, Steven Hawking responded, "I have no idea, but people who boast about their I.Qs are losers."

 8. The creator of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arther Conan Doyle, helped to get two falsely accused men out of prison after solving their already closed cases.

9. In 1998, a women named Jean keen disappeared after awaiting trail for her drunkenly killing another women in a car-crash.
She was arrested fifth-teen years later after bragging in a bar on how she got away with the crime.

10 There is this man who claims that he has gone into an alternative universe where The Beatles never broke up and also claims to have a mix-tape of one of their songs called "Everyday Chemistry".

11. There is a condition called  Math Anxiety where a person is not bad at math, it just makes them nervous at it.

12. In 1871, one man survived the sinking of one ship only to later face his fears 41 years later by sailing on one ship only to die this time during this ship's sinking.
 Do you know what ship it was?
The Titanic.

13. There was once a man who was abducted from his home in front of his wife by two masked men with guns.
He returned two days later and it was latered discovered that he planned his own abduction so he could go out and party with friends.

14. Stalin's guards were so afraid of him that when he had a stroke, they were afraid to call a doctor because they were afraid that they would be punished for going outside of Stalin's orders.
This later led to his death.

15.  There is no federal law that says canned foods need a expiring date because canned food tends to stay good even after the date had been passed.
The reason to why companies put the date on there is because they hope that you will throw it out and go buy more of their product.

16. In the year 2022, the World Cup will be held in Lucell Katar, a city that doesn't even exist yet.

17. Michel Crinton, author of Jurassic Park and Congo, felt that his writing professor was giving him unfair grades.
To prove this, he turned in a oral report done by George Orwell and got a B minus.

18. There is a mushroom in the wild called Lataporious that tastes like chicken or even fried chicken.

19. Saturn's largest moon, Titan, has gravity so low that you can easily fly through it by simply flapping your arms.

20. In 1979, a piece of a NASA space station, Skylap, crash landed in a small town in Australia for which the town fined NASA for littering.
And they payed it!

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Oh, by the way, I've got a plan to get Vincent off my blog!

Vincent: What?

Me: Nothing!

My Take on Free Birds

Welcome, ladies and germs!
It's time for another My Take!
Today, I'm doing Free Birds.

Vincent: (pops out of no where) REALLY??

Me: Vincent, what do you want?

Vincent: I live here now, remember? That picture you saw?

Me: Oh yeah. (eye roll)

Me: Leave me be, Vinny. I don't trust you.

Vincent: What for?

Me: You might screw something up.

Vincent: I'll be good. (golden halo appears above his head and smiles) I promise.

Me: (sighs) Fine. But you have to sit on the couch while I do this.

Vincent: OKAY! :D (dive bombs the couch and starts eating popcorn.)

Let's do this.

Free Birds: This is actually the first animated feature to be created by RealEffects.
Before this, they made tons of shorts and theme park rides based off of other big cartoons and movies.
Like Looney Toons, Ice Age, The Simpsons and even Despicable Me.

So, do we think that they are ready to play with the big boys by making their own movie or should we just go back in time and try to get this off the menu?
Let's find out!

The Story: Now off bat, we already know that this idea is a ridicules.
I mean, we are talking about time-traveling turkeys that want to take out Thankgiving.
Try saying that five-times fast.
But after that, you can see that there is no other plot for the movie other than the ThanksGiving plot.
That can be a bit confusing since the movie seems to be confused about a plot and a goal.
A goal is something that gives the characters meaning to do something.
A plot are thing that the characters will do in order to complete that goal.

Of course they do do things to help with the goal but they are completely unrelated to the goal itself.
It's literally filled with a bunch of useless gags and a pointless romance plot between Reggy and Genny.
But the worst part is the ending which can almost ruin the entire film.

I'm not gonna spoil anything for you about the ending-

Vincent: AWWWWW! >:(

Me: Quiet you.

But let's just say that time traveling turkeys aren't the stupidest thing in this flick.

However, there are a few points I will have to give them.
There were times when the humor caught me off guard and it was actually funny.
Yeah, it's mostly done in Looney Toon slapstick and some aren't even funny, but it does help us cope with this film's ridicules nature.
They know their concept is stupid, so they embrace it!

The thing that I did like was how the turkeys lived in the 17th century. 
It seems interesting to see that they lived underground as a native tribe.
Other than that, there are some other things happening in the story, but they don't seem to form anything or have any purpose.

The Animation: The only thing that I will say about the animation is that it's cheap and generic.
I'll be honest, the plants in the movie look really fake and nothing looks alive or colorful.
Then there are times when the tones of the characters are really bland and just dead looking.

The Characters: It's a little weird describing the characters.
They're actually pretty well written.
But it wasn't executed as well.

Let's start off with Reggy who is a turkey who wants to find his place. 
It's really cool to see how he resolves this by either being alone or being with Genny but that's about it.
The rest of the time, it just feels like he's there to just help with the mission.

Same thing can be said about Jake.
He can be this really cool and developed character and even has a backstory to why he wants to stop ThanksGiving.
But the rest of the time he just tries to compete with Ranger to see who has the biggest balls around.

Vincent: Heheh, a-round balls. Heheh....

Me: Zip it.

There's Genny who's more of a love-interest for Reggy.
But she does show that she can be more than that by being a strong member of her tribe and as the daughter of the chief.

Then there's Mild Standish, the man who goes around hunting wild turkeys for his hungry town in a really cool bountyhunter style.
Not really intimedating but still has a threatening nature and you know that there will be trouble when he is on screen.
Not the best bady I've seen but still cool enough to pass.

I can't say that any of these characters are bad.
They're just not handled well.

I should have known that this movie was gonna be dumb just by it's title.
I could honestly see where this film could have been a great comedy, but Free Birds is just a poorly executed where even though it can give out some good laughs, it doesn't make up for it's empty story, weak animation, bad use of good characters, and a horrible ending.

Vincent: (leans in) Is it that bad??

Me: Oh yeah.

If I have to make a recommendation for this, I would just use this as background music for when you have people at your place for ThanksGiving.

Story: 4/10

Animation: 3/10

Characters: 6/10

Free Birds: 4/10

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

 

Ten Scariest yet Plausible TV Show Theories

Welcome, ladies and germs!
Do you remember all those TV shows you used to watch when you were little?
Well, what if I told you that behind all your favorite childhood shows were dark secrets waiting to be revealed?
Ladies and germs, I give you the Ten Scariest yet Plausible TV show Theories!

You heard me!

1. The Rugrats Never Happened: This is one of the more familiar theories about kids' TV shows.
The theory is that all the toddlers were all just figments of the oldest Rugrat, Angelica's imagination.
This theory takes a psychological turn.
Chucky died years ago along with his mother which is why his father is a nervous wreck all the time.
Tommy was a stillborn which is why his father, Stew, is always creating toys in the basement for his son who never got a chance to live.
The Devills had an abortion and since Angelica couldn't figure out whether it was going to be a boy or a girl, she created the twins.

It also dives into the reason to why she created all them, in the first place.
Thanks theorists!

2. Samurai Jack and Power Puff Girls share the Same Universe: You can probably guess what this theory is about.
What supports this theory is that the art design is by the same guy, Gandhi Tarkovsky.
See, the city they live in  is TownsVille USA and the place where Samurai Jack lives in has similar landmarks that came from TownsVille.
People refer Samurai Jack as a lose sequel to Power Puff Girls.

3. The Kids from The Magic School Bus grew up into the Planeteers: Put the kids from Captain Planet and the kids from The Magic School Bus side by side and you will see that they look fairly similar to each other.
See for yourself;

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS?!?

Also, Captain Planet aired years after the Magic School Bus so many believe The Magic School Bus to be a prequel the Captain Planet.

4. Gilligan's Island's Seven Deadly Sins: If you don't know what Gilligan's Island is, shame on you and watch this;

Now, the theory goes that the seven outcasts each relate to the seven deadly sins.

The Professor: Pride.
I mean, he can make radio electricity out of coconuts.
You know he harbors in ego.

Mary Anne Envy's Ginger's looks while Ginger is Lust.

Mr. Howlin with his trunk full of money is Greed and Mrs. Howlin en-body's Sloth because she does nothing on the island.

Then there's the skipper who represents Gluttony because he is a rather large fellow.

Finally, there's Gilligan who represents Satan who manages to keep them in this hellish domain.

Yeeeeeaah.

 
5. West Wing Alternate Universe:  In the Show, West Wing,  President Bartlett's presidency took place in a universe in which former president Richard Nixon was impeached instead of pardoned for the WaterGate Scandal.
That one act would have lead someone like Bartlett to take over the seat as the new president.

6. Ned Stark is NOT Jon Snow's Father: Ned Stark probably isn't Jon Snow's father. 
It is said that he is actually the son of his supposed sister who's father is the Mad King.

7. SpongeBob and Friends are Mutants: Some people say that this Nick show can be so bizarre sometimes that it leaves fans to create a theory that SpongeBob and Friends are the result of radioactivity.
The little island that is above Bikini Bottom represents a real island named Bikini Atoll, where nuclear tests have been done.
Those nuclear wastes could have made it's way to the ocean and thus creating Bikini Bottom and all it's inhabitants.  

8. Scooby Doo takes place in a Depression: It is said that after reviewing some episodes, people made the disturbing claim that the show took place after the Great Depression.
This theory could actually be true since every building in the show is falling apart and people who are the monsters would be considered well-respected people.
See, they dress up as monsters and haunt their former work place.

Dang, if only Scooby and the gang knew how to help these ghosts with their retirement funds.
It would have made the show boring but at least they would be helping people!

9. Happy Days leads to That 70s Show: Yay! A happy theory!
Kind of.
There's this theory that says that That 70s Show is a sequel to Happy Days.
The characters of Richie and Ralph go onto fight in the Korean War while Fonzzie stays behind.
Richie, without Fonzzie who always helped him keep his cool, comes back from the war twenty years later as a bitter man and now goes by Red.
Ralph, now known as Bob, has a fractured relationship with Red because the glue that held their friendship is gone.

10. Jetsons and Flintstones take place in the Same Society: Since the Flinstones rejected the day-to-day technology along with others from Bedrock, they built a town similar to the Jetson's.
That would explain why all the animals talked and act like humans and why they have freaking TVs.

Also, there was a cross-over episodes where the Flintstones meet the Jetsons.
This had something to do with time travel but maybe it wasn't really time travel. Maybe it was just a portal.

Okay, I'm done ruining your childhood now!

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!



 

What the Heck?!

( earlier this morning)

Alright, time to upload today's post!
(clicks on button to upload but it doesn't upload)
Huh?
What the heck is this?
(clicks on button again and nothing happens)
UPLOAD.
( again, nothing happens. why are you even reading this if you know what's about to happen?)

What on earth is wrong with this thing?
( sees this);
Oh, god no.

 

Aw, crap. 

Ten Facts about SpringTrap (FNAF 3)

Welcome, ladies and germs!
Well, it happened.
It finally happened.
Five Nights at Freddy's 3 is finally released!

Jesus!
Everyone seems to be very exited about this!
Well, let's dive right into these facts about the game's animatronic, SpringTrap!

By the way, there will be spoilers to the game!
Watch out!

1. Vincent the Purple Guy is stuffed inside of SpringTrap.
At the end of FNAf 3, you play a mini-game in which Vinny is trying to escape the souls of the dead children he killed.
Having no where else to go, he decides to hide inside the SpringTrap suit.
But, he isn't so lucky since the suit kills him when he is inside it.
This is because in one of the calls you get, they say that the suits used to be wearable but are not allowed to be wore because the springs that would help keep the suit on would spring open and cut you and gash you open.
Thus the name, SpringTrap.

Vincent: Did you just call me Vinny?

 
2. SpringTrap is present in FNAF 1 and 2.
Why we couldn't see him was because he was hidden in a secret back room that people and animatronics weren't allowed to go into and it never displays on you monitor.
How do we know this?
Well, the phone guy mentions it in FNAf 3 and also refers it as The Safe Room.
It's where you go in case of emergencies.

3. Watch this;

Do you see how SpringTrap twitches violently?
What you are seeing when you see that is actually Vincent's death when is is trying to get out of the suit but can't.
How do we know this?
In the last mini-game with Vincent's death, you see that after he hides in the suit, he begins to twitch violently, too and is killed by the spring-locks.

4. It has been revealed that SpringTrap was the suit that was used to kill the children.
In the second game, you can hear Felix the Phone Guy says that, " A spare yellow suit in the back was used."
And we now know that the suit was used to lure the kid's to the back room and where they were killed.

What room is this?
The Safe Room.

5. It is still unknown to how SpringTrap kills you.
I mean, he just kind of leans in slowly to scare you and the death animations don't help, either.
So, what does he do?
 Does he stuff you into a suit?
Does he snap your neck?
Does he punch you?
Heh, actually that would be quiet funny to see SpringTrap punch the night guard who I dubbed Fritz. 

6. The name, SpringTrap, is actually a combination of the two words, Springlock and Beartrap.
Springlock because it contains springlocks that help activate the suit's wearing mode.
And Bear trap because it also acts like a beartrap which we can see when Vinny wears it.
Hence the word, SpringTrap!

7. SpringTrap is the only animatronic suit designed to be worn by and fit humans.
But, they banned this idea that you can wear these suits after they found out that the SprinTrap suit was unsafe to wear.

8. SpringTrap was one of the first animatronics to be put into business.
Well, one of the first two, really.
It was pretty much him and Golden Freddy.

9. Some people think that SpringTrap is a hybrid all the animatronics when really, it's a hybrid of Bonnie and Vincent.

10. If you complete Nightmare Mode on FNAf 3, you will see a newspaper that says that Fazbear Fright has burned to the ground and there's a picture of a little toy Freddy on it.
What interesting about this is that if you brighten up this picture, you get this;

SpringTrap, why do you have to photo-bomb?

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

2000 Viewer message!

Welcome, ladies and germs!
I just got done with making my Jessie review and I saw that I got 2000 viewers!
I really love the fact that you share with other what I do and like it!
It makes me feel like I have an impact on people. :)

I love to make people laugh and smile and hopefully that's what I've done for you guys. <3
You all are just amazing people!
Thank you all for helping me make this blog a success. ;) 

My Take on Jessie

Welcome, ladies and germs!
 Now, there's this show on the Disney Channel called, Jessie.
And I've gotten a lot of requests saying for me not to review this TV show since a lot of people like this show.
And I have to ask why?
Why do you like this show?
It's pretty much the modern day version of Nanny Mcphee and Mary Poppins.

Now, as I am reviewing Jessie, I won't be giving out any spoilers for any episodes just in case you want to watch them for yourself.

Now, keep in mind that this review will be all opinion based.
But I have a blog of my own, so that means my opinion is better than yours. (sarcasm)


Nananana na.


So, let's dive right into Jessie.

The Story: Remember how I said that this show was like Nanny Mcphee and Mary Poppins? 
Well, just add some pop-culture memes, some annoying characters , sometimes un-funny jokes, weak plots and you simply get Jessie.

The story is that Jessie is this 18 year-old women who sets out to find an amazing life in New York and leaves her home town in Texas to do so. 
Where have we seen this story line before....................

Oh yeah, in just about every New Yorker themed show and movie.
I'm not kidding.
There is nothing original about this show's plot.
How many shows have we seen that involve someone comes to a town and wants to be famous and first has to get a crappy job?

She ends up getting a job as a nanny for these bratty kids who live in this giant apartment.
Well, that's a step up.
Except it's already been done by this one show on Nick At Night who's name skips me.

The Characters: Let's just get this one over and done with.

Jessie can be this interesting character. She has potential to be this cool character with snip-bits of her past slowly being revealed with each episode. 
I find that pretty cool!
But the problem with her character is that this type of cowgirl and tough and smart women personality has been done by the Baily character from Suit Life on Deck.
Funny thing, she's played by the exact same actor!

Time to move on to the kids and others;

Emma is the stereotypical teenage image and she annoys me.
Moving on.

Luke is the typical middle schooler that tries to hit on almost every girl he sees.

Imagine if you took a toddler from Toddlers and Tiaras and added Hewy, Dewy and Louy together.
Do you know what you get?
Zuri. 
That's who you get.

Ravvi is one of the two characters that I actually like.
He's an adopted child of the Ross Family ( the family in the show) and he is smart, not afraid to be himself, (until that one episode. thanks, Luke.) and has a pet Komodo Dragon that he named, Mister Kibbling.

Bertrum is the other character I like.
I guess because I feel sorry for him.
I mean, he always get's insulted by the kids (not Ravvi) and Jessie.
He also made fun of his weight.

You said it best, Picard.

Really, since when has making fun of some one's weight ever been funny?
The sad thing is that this is a running joke in the show.
There had been episodes of shows that could pull off this type of humor without seeming totally like jerks.

Okay, okay.
I will give the show this;
It can actually be entertaining.
I have laughed at some episodes and enjoyed watching a very few of them.
Does that mean that mean that the show is great?
No.
Does that mean it's bad?
Not really.

The show is like a hit or miss kind of deal;
It made me laugh sometimes,
other times, it didn't. 
It isn't a bad show, per say.
It's just a very predictable show with a few laugh-worthy moments.

If you like the show, that's fine.
I have nothing against that.

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you now where to look!

My Take on Strange Magic

Welcome, ladies and germs!
Sorry for not posting yet.
I've been spending time with my family since it is Spring Break.

Well, since you all loved all my My Take posts, I figured I'd go and do my very first.......

MOVIE REVIEW-eiw-eiw............

Sorry, too much?
 Well, no use beating around that bush!
Let's begin!

Strange Magic: This is one of those films that just came out of nowhere without anybody realizing it.
Mostly by the way that the movie was just announced two months before it's release.
It kind of makes it pretty sudden and I still feel like I just heard this movie!

But what makes this so much more interesting is the fact that it came from the mind of George Lucas and his studio, LucasFilms.
I mean, how is this not getting much attention when it came from the mind of the guy who created Star Wars?

But when we look into the movie itself, does it make us feel like we want to go inside their world like Star Wars?
Or does the magic act more as a curse?
Let's find out!

The Story: The one thing to note about the story is that it's all about true love <3.
 What is it?
What are it's trials and tribulations?
Where to find it?
How do you know that the person is the right one?
And so much more questions  to be answered here that it just makes you want to scream,

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

This movie tries so hard to hammer in this love notion in a way that's so cliched!
It checks out every stereotypical trope you can think of for a love story!
But that's not even the worst part!
Do you know what's worse than a predictable story?
A predictable story that feels like it drags on tooooooo long.

The way they try to extend these scenes are with musical numbers.

Yyyyyup.
This movie is also a JukeBox musical!
By the way, I won't talk about the songs since they weren't made for the movie.
But I will say that unlike Happy Feet where they put an interesting twist to the songs, this movie has pop-rock versions from random songs that don't fit into the movie in the first place and also suck out any joy out of them.
And so much more that you'll feel like a goblin pleading the movie to stop singing.

If you don't think that you can handle that, then stay away from this movie.

It's really hard to believe that all this came from the man that brought us Jar-Jar Binks and  this;

 


The Animation: I don't wanna lie.
The animation is amazing in this movie! :)
You can tell that these are some of the top animators that were working on this flick.
From the plants to the skins to the designs of the characters to the solid moments, these are the animators that people wish to have to make a beautiful-looking movie.

So what's holding it back?

Well, this whole world is just your typical fantasy world filled with fairies, goblins, elves and much more.
These are things you can find in movies like Ferngully and Epic.
What's even worse than that is that they would even rip off some designs from those movies.
Like, the pale, flesh tones of the goblins, the leaf armor of the fairies, the woodland creatures as their steed.
There is, sadly, nothing original found in this movie.

The Characters: With a movie that's as badly written as this, don't expect to find any well-written characters.
You've got Mariane who is the heart-broken girl that wants to prove that she don't need no man!
Or does she?
Maybe she does!!OOOO! (sarcasm.)

You got Dawn who might as well be a nypm seeing as how sex-obsessed she is.

Sunny is the best friend of Dawn who has a huge crush on her.

Grezzelda is the Bog King's mom who want's her son to find a bride.

Bog King himself is the evil ruler of the dark forest that hates love because potatoes.
But, he's actually not the antagonist of the movie.
That would be Roland; the Gaston-type prince that wants to marry Mariane in order to be king.

As generic as they are, some aren't really hateable per say.
But that's the thing.
I said, some.
There are others that can make you cringe for many different reasons.
Like the way Roland is predictably bad.

The SugarPlum Fairy is annoying.

Dawn is too bubbly, so she's annoying, too. 

The Fairy King is an absolute idiot.

Bog King's minions are not funny in the slightest.

You wish.

The list for these guys just goes on!
It's kind of ironic for a movie about love, there are no characters that I love in it.
No wonder Disney didn't want to have anything to do with this flick!
Down to the point where they had to bring back the TouchStone Pictures banner to make sure that nobody would ever think that this was a Disney movie.

Guys, do yourself a favor and don't watch this film.

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!



 

 

My Dad Playing Minecraft

Welcome, ladies and germs!

Today, I wanted to show you all a little spoofy comic I made when my Dad first began to play Minecraft. 

This comic shows something that actually happened while he was trying to hide from zombies.

Enjoy!

Do you see the little villiger?

Well, that's all for this post, folks!

If you want to see more, you know where to look!

Five of My FNAF Arts!

Welcome, ladies and germs!

Today, I wanted to show you all how much of an artist I am and how much I love FNAF!

So, here are my Five FNAF Arts!

1. Toy Freddy

2. Mangle

3. Toy Chica

4. Marionette

5.Withered Bonnie

Well, that's all for this post, folks!

If you want to see more, you know where to look!

What If............

What If: March really had 32 days and April 1st is just a prank?

What If: Aliens were really humans from the future and they just went back in time to kill all the dinosaurs to give birth to our species?

What If: This  planet is a reality TV show for other planets?

What If: We can breathe in space but the government just tells us we can't so we don't try to escape?

What If: Deja Vu meant that you lost a life and restarted at the checkpoint?

What If: Santa is real but nobody is good enough to get a present?

What If: Our whole life is a dream and when we die, we wake up?

What If: 11:11 works but someone in the world always wishes for no wishes to come true?

What If: The meteor that killed the dinosaurs was an UFO and we're the aliens?

What If: Harry Potter is really biography that is sold to us muggles as fiction?

What If: Dinosaurs are really just Pokemon?

What If: Waldo is the world's-most-wanted and the government is using little kids to find him?

What If: I like it, but I don't put a ring on it?

What If: The light I see at the end of my life is just the first light I see outside the womb in my next life?

What If: The Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?

 

Expectation VS Reality Vol 9

We're baaaaaack!
Today is a little something special!
I just now noticed that I haven't done an E VS R in a while.
So, here I am!

 
                                                           Heavy: HEAVY DOES NOT LIKE!!

                                                        Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of No.

                                                       Meow, meow, MotherTrucker.

                            Wait until you're girlfriend finds out what you're looking up online.

    
                                                                              Ra Ro.

 
                      
                                                            FREAKING BUBBLES!

                                  Actually, it's more like a derpy, big-lipped horsey moment.

                                                         STIMULATE! STIMULATE!













                                                                      Get it?! :D

                                                         Screw you, that was funny.