Creepypasta: Jeff the Killer So, there's dis emo kid who moved into a new neighborhood with his family cuz his Dad got a new job. That very day, Jeff and his bro, liu, were walkin' to school when they came across these bullies who wanted to fight em'. They started to attack Liu but Jeff was all like, "YO BULLIES, YOU BETTER BEAT IT BEFORE I GO JACKIE CHAN ON YO A$$!" They were fools to not take Jeff's kind offer and they ended getting their butts kicked pretty good. So after school, the police came to arrest Jeff cuz those bullies ran their mouths and Liu ended up taking the blame for Jeff. YOU FOOL, LIU!!! Anyway, Jeff goes to this kid's party and acts like an a$$hole to the birthday boy and the same bullies show up to teach Jeffy a lesson. A wise man once said, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." Well, that doesn't apply here for the bullies cuz they , once again, got their butts handed to them on a golden platter. But before they died, one of them set Jeff on fire with bleach and a lighter. "This Jeff is on Fire!" Jeff later wakes up and sees that the fire caused him to become pale and his lips to be burned bright red....... Wait......
.......NAH.
Just like in the 1989 Batman, Jeff goes gaga over his new face.
Later that night, Jeff's mom hear him crying like and comes into the bathroom to see him carving a smile into his face cuz he didn't wanna stop smiling.
(in that case, go get a plastic surgent)
So, rather than call the nearest mental asylum, Jeff's mom was like;
"Aw, hell no!"
And she ran to Jeff's dad and told him to get the gun.
Then, she saw turned around to see Jeff standing at the door way holding a knife.
He was like;
"Yo mom....Ya kinda lied sooooo....yeah, YOU DIE NOW B!7CH!"
After he kills them, he walks into his bro's bedroom and is like;
"Yo, bro, whatcha think of my new look? Think it'll look good at comic-con as the Joker?"
Liu is just like, "JEFF, YOU UGLY AS DIRT."
Then, Jeff kills him and says to him before Liu dies;
Welcome, ladies and germs! Today, I have something important to tell you guys....... Starting on Monday, I will be revealing my face and what I look like for Banana-Ween! I will also be reading some Crappypastas and Trollpastas to help celebrate Banana-Ween. If you guys like this idea, pretty please share this post and be sure to check this blog out on Monday! That's all for this post, folks! If you want to see more, share these posts and you know where to look!
Welcome, ladies and germs! Previously, we've covered the 16 creepiest things kids have said. So now, we're gonna be looking at 20 creepy and f^cked up drawings that kids have drawn. Yay! 20:
The person who posted this has a cousin who babysits a child who isn't really fond of her. This is what she found on his desk. Man, she really needs to get paid more for this treatment. 19:
In case you can't read it, it says; "Dear Sarah, I know how much you love me, but I love you even more when you're dead." 18:
This page is actually part of a little girl's diary where she talks about her imaginary friend, Lisa, as it starts to show it's evil side. There's actually a creepypasta based off of this that I recomend you all go check out. Just type in "This is my friend, Lisa" and you should get a link to Pinterest to the full diary. 17:
Well, this one is blunt. 16:
Translation: If I caught a leprechaun, I would kill him. Sounds like this kid is growing in a very insperational place. 15:
This is just creepy.
It almost looks like a Poke-ball is eating a demonic sperm. 14:
In this picture, a little girl and a parent have just commited a mass murder and everyone seems happy about it. 13:
This kid decided to draw what looks like a man-eating mouse. Hey, we all have our hobbies, 12:
Translation: The girl next to me is pretty. I collect her hair. Ooooookay, this one is pretty disturbing. Just the thought of some one collecting your hair while sitting next to you and collecting your hair to forefill their hair fetish is just plain.....well.....
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A mother found this drawing made by her seven year-old daughter on a napkin. The mother asked if the taller figure was supposed to be her, but the daughter revealed that that's what her imaginary friend looked like. 10:
This kid has been taught that all athiests go to hell. Great. (eye roll) 9:
This image depicts a kid and his father dancing on his mother's grave. Even mister Sun is happy about her death! It has to make you wonder what was going on in this kid's life to make him happy about his mother's death. 8:
This isn't even creepy. This is just weird and funny. 7:
This kid loves Satan. 'Nuff said. 6:
This kid thought it would be fun to whack his arm off. Not really creepy but still weird. 5:
A little girl drew this picture of her famil with a mystyrious shadow man on the right. When the parents asked who "The Taking Boy" was, all they got out of her was; "He's the one who takes people away." 4:
This depicts the kid's mother running over his dad with a car. .............somebody's got DADDY issues.......... 3:
This kid, Joey, wanted to write a letter to his dead father and ask him how he was. Seems sweet, but Joey apparently thinks that his father's in hell. 2:
Let's just hope he remembers the Thriller dance moves when he comes back. 1:
Well, that's a good note to end on, right? That's all for this post, folks! If you want to see more, you know where to look! Happy Banana-ween and Halloween!
Welcome, ladies and germs!
So, since it's the month of screams and fright, I'm going to be doing Halloween related things!
(including Creepypastas)
We shall call it, Banana-Ween!
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Alright, so to start this off, we're going to be looking at the 16 creepiest things that children have said to a parent or to an adult in general.
And, yes, you heard right;
I DO have a personal experience with this with my brother that I'm going to tell you.
Let's begin!
16:(mine!) When my brother, Jack, was little, he had an imaginary friend named Fadey Jones.
He said that he and Fadey played with his super hero toys and loved to talk with him.
One night while I was watching Ghost Whisperer with him during a family-get-together, they talked about how imaginary friends of kids were really just ghosts and that young kids could see them.
Me and him talked about how cool it would have been if Fadey Jones were a ghost that he saw and the idea came to our heads to Google the name.
We typed in the name and a link to a wiki page popped up, talking about how there was, in fact, a young man named William Jones who died in his early twenties in the early 1900s.
It also said that all his friends had nick-named him Fadey.
15: Braids: There was a person who was walking around their aunt's house when they spotted their 4 year-old cousin, April, sitting in the stairs while making funny faces. When asked, April said that she was copying the lady with the braid, pointing torwards a beam that was paralellel to the stairs, pulling invisible faces. April claimed that the invisible lady's braid was around her neck for some reason and was hanging by her braid. The faces she was copying were that of someone who was trying to gasp for air. 14: Joe (matthewo): There was a father who had a best friend named Joe, who committed suicide. Joe's wife called the father, blaming herself for Joe's death. The father consoled her and reminded her that Joe loved her very much and that she wasn't to blame. He hung up the phone and checked on his kids who were sleeping. He then went down stairs, only to come up and find his son, Matty, quietly crying in the corner of his bed. When the father asks him what's wrong, Matty replies, "Rick, it's not her fault! I love her! It's not her fault....." And then rolls back into the bed, fast asleep. 13: Captain: A mother to a seven year-old child get's told by him that he has an imaginary friend called, The Captain. He was an old man with a long beard. The kid told his mom that the Captain told him that when he grows up, his job will be to kill people and that the Captain would tell him exactly who it was he needed to kill. The kid cried, saying that he didn't want to kill when he grew up, but the Captain said that he didn't have a choice and that he would get used to killing after a while.
Jeff: Did someone say............KILLING?? Me: Not now, Jeff. Jeff: Aw, can I pwetty pwease be in this post? Me: Okay, but NO killing, whatsoever. M'kay? Jeff: Gotcha. Vincent: (walks in) Hey Bana-HEY!! WHAT'S THAT JOKER-FACED PHONEY DOIN' HERE? I THOUGH HOODOHOODLUM'S REVENGE (a youtube channel) DISPROVED YOU!! Jeff:Well, that guy can be a bit of an A-hole, you know? Vincent: How can you even see out of those eyes of yours?! The dust in the air should have made you go blind a long time ago! Jeff:
Vincent: You suck, Jeff. Ooookay, back to the list! 12: Dead Babies (PersonMcnuggets): A man and his wife bought a old, western house in Canada. One time while renovating the basement, their friend came around to visit. This friend was alone with their 2 year-old son, who was barely old enough to talk let alone understand what anyone was saying. The kid took his hand and led him over to the chimney, the son said to him, clearly and fluently, "That's where the dead babies go." There was nobody who could have told him that and no older kids to say that as a joke. This 2 year old kid just said it out of the blue. Vincent: Kids can be annoying. Me: Sometimes.Hey, how did you get out of that Toster Strudle? Vincent: Oh, I just switched souls with Balloon Boy and then swapped his body with mine. See? Me: Oh. Jeff: Wait, so Balloon B!tch's soul is now in the Toster Strudle? Vincent: Yep! Jeff:..............Mind if I eat him? Me: NO. Jeff: But, Banana....D: Me: What did I say about killing? Jeff: But it's freakig BALLOON BOY!! No one's gonna miss him!!
Me: SILENCE!! 11: Dead Cop: A person's 4 year-old niece would blame things she did on her imaginary friend as well as watch Scooby Doo with her. When asked to describe her imaginary friend, the niece said that she was dead and was an officer just like her father and first met her when she was inside her mother's womb before being born. A few months before that time, a police women had been hit by a train right next to the person who happened to have th niece in. Before she died, she was heavey into Scooby Doo.
10: Previous Life: Between the ages of two and six, this one women's son would tell her the story that his sould picked her to be his mother. In a bright room with people lined up like dolls, a suited man would lead the infant down the line and pick his own parents. At an early age, the kid had a facination with WW2 fighter jets and would explain every part on the planes perfectly. 9: Faceless: A person looking after their little cousin tells that their cousin says he has an imaginary friend he would only describe as "The Creeper Man".
No, not that creeper man.
He claims it that it lives in his mom and dad's bedroom and watches over his family while they're sleeping for whatever reason. But when the kid was asked about what The Creeper Man looked like , he gave a chilling answer; "Oh, he doesn't have a face."
Slenderman: You called? Me: What? Slenderman: You said, "doesn't have a face". So, here I am! Jeff: Wait, so now Slendy is joining us? Me: I guess so. Vincent: Fantastic. Slendy: OH! I brought some yummy muffins to snack on while we talk about this! Ticci Toby: (pops out from behind couch) Oooo! Do you have waffles, too? Slendy: Uh, no. Just muffins. Ticci Toby: (slaps pan of muffins away) NO DEAL!! (jumps out of window) 8: Yellow Eyes (RachelSays): There's a mother with a three year-old son who would tell her; "Mommy, the very big man with big, yellow eyes is looking at you."
Ha ha. Then, he pointed at nothing, laughed and then said; "Oh, he's hiding now. He will come when you are sleeping." Another night, the kid said; "I'm not going to be four, I'm going to die and you will put me down into the hole. The man told me and I will be scared. But by then, you'll die, too, and you'llcome with me." Yeahhhhhh. 7: Staring: One babysitter watched a few kids while the parents were off watching a movie. Now this is pretty simple; they put them to bed and the babysitter watches TV, right? The next day, one of the kids told the parents that the babysitter had NOT watched TV all night and instead stood at the bedroom doorway and stared at the kid for a very long time, smiling. Vincent: Jeeeeeeeeeff? Jeff: WHAT? You can't really think that I was the one standing at the doorway! And how about you, huh? YOU'RE always smiling with that....weird....purple thing.....in....your hand.....
Jeff:...........WHAT IS THAT THING ANYWAY?! 6: Lady on the Roof (AAMINA): A three year old was sleeping in her bed when she started screaming. The mother ran in to see what was wrong only to hear her kid screaming; "Remove the lady from the roof!" She screamed this over and over while pointing torwards a corner of the ceiling. Not long after, the mother looked through some photos to find pictures of her dead mother who dies when she was little. When her kid saw the photos, she flipped and said that she was the lady on the roof. 5: Mystery Mother (universe_hopper): There was a child with an occuring dream of her living with a different family than her own and had memories of a different mother. When she told her mother about this, her mother revealed something that happened on the day she was born. A mysterious women was found cradling the baby in her arms and when she spotted the mother, she put the baby down and ran off. The description of this women matched the ones to the mother from the kid's dreams. 4: Premonition: This one kid who sleep walked every night, would take knives from the kitchen and would aligne them in a circle. He them would sit in the middle of them and talk in gibberish. When the dad tried to get the kid, the kid would pick up one of the knives and shout; "HE WILL GET YOU!" He then would continue to sit there for thirty minutes. The next day when asked about this, the kid said he had a nightmare about a man dressed in all black with fire-red light behind him. ........Oh, you mean Zalgo? Zalgo: (poofs into living room) Yeeeees? Me: Oh, it's nothing, Zalgo. You can go back to hell. Zalgo: Oh, okay. (poofs away) Slendy: Wait, how do you know he wasn't talking about me? Me: Is there firing spewing from behind you? Slendy: (looks behind him and then looks back) No. Me: Then there you go. 3: Chop (Joysprite): A three year old told her mother one day; "Don't you remember, mommy? Before when you were the daughter and I was the mother, they came and chopped all our heads off, chop chop, the whole village." Even thought the mother was shocked by this, she tried to shake it off as kid's stuff and said; "Fortunately, I don't remember head chopping." Her daughter said back, "Well, it happened and I remember it well." She was making vicious chopping motions with her hand while saying this. 2: Jack in Hell (SPNOELLE): A kid's stepfather, named Jack, sexually molested his mother when she was young and was removed from her family's life as she got older. The kid did't know this and Jack died with the mother getting informed about it that day. The kid walked into the living room and said to her; "He's screaming in my room and won't stop." When the mother asked who was screaming, the kid said the name Jack and that he would not stop screaming that he was in hell. She asked her kid to describe this Jack fellow, which he did. Even down to the hospital gown Jack wore when he died. 1: Drea Bullets (sheldon711): The author's six year-old cousin lost their grandfather to a robbery at the convenence store he ran when an armed robber pulled the trigger on him. To lessen the blow, the cousin's mother told her that the grandpa had passed away in his sleep and he was in heaven now. The little girl then replied; "Are you sure he wasn't shot?" The mother denied this and th girl explained; "Because I heard gun shots in my dream last night." Well, that's all for this post folks! If you want to see more, you know where to look!
