Monday, December 15, 2014

Photoshop FAILS Pt 2!

BAHEHAHAHAHA!Did you all really think that I was going to make a post about photoshop fails and not make a sequel about it?!Ha!Then you have not been on this blog long enough,my friends!Here we go!
                              Eh,it looks like he stuffed two large big Macs into-you know,I'm over explaining this.
                                                                           Why?
                                                                By the way,nice robe.
                      Excuse me,Mr.228 toboggan,but does mother know you photoshopeth with her phone?
                                     Yeah,incredibly awful!Heh,yeah that was good.Hehehe,yeah.I'm funny.

                                           Ladies and gentlemen!Meet the new theater poster for Jurassic World!
                   It's low budget and not well planned-out!Just like all the other Jurassic Park sequels!
                                             HAHAHA!My new INVISA-ROCK is here in the mail!Wait,what does it say right there on the side.......DRINK YOUR OVALTINE?.........Son of a snitch.
                                                   This one isn't really a fail at all.I just find this really funny!


Thursday, December 11, 2014

Expectation VS Reality Vol 7(Ho Ho Holy moly edition!)

Yes,yes,yes!It's that time of the year again where parents and Santa are busy trying to get those last minute gifts set and ready for the little demons.

KIDDIES!I mean Kiddies.Sorry,heh heh.......

Maybe we should move on.
                                     C'mon!No one has ever looked good like that during a snow storm!
                                                                              Uh,sorry Betty.
                                                                     
                          "I WANTED GRAPE JUICE!!THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!!"
                                                         Wait............is that the Mars rover?

                                            Dang,looks like mother nature is a bit depressed today.
                                        Do you wanna b-Oh wait,we can't.Nevermind,Elsa.
                                      Well,at least we found the winners in the ugly sweater contest!
                                                       Really,guys.You two look good.:)
                                                         HA HA!!WE HAVE RETURNED!!
                                JEEZ!What's up with the thought of Black Friday being so darn easy?!

                                               Well,merry Christmas,guys!And,yes.I did decide to bring the Snowmen from the first couple of E VS R posts on here.I thought it'd be cool.:)Thanks for reading!



Friday, December 5, 2014

Top twelve of my FNAF masterpeices!

Since the new hit indie horror game,Five Nights at Freddy's,has been becoming popular of late,I decided to get into the FNAF spirit!This is some of the creations of them that I created using the cool photo editing device I used on them.

DISCLAIMER:I do NOT own some of these picture.You can find these images on Google.

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                                                                   Let's eat what....?:(



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                                                               12:Yeah.FREAKING scary.


                                                     If you all liked this post,be sure to share with some
                                                              friends and give them nightmares,too!;)

     
 
 

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

A message to anti-gays!



The title says it all.


Hey,people who are anti-gay!You wanna know who wants to see your annoying,non-stop posts on Facebook and tweets on Twitter about how everyone who's gay should be damned to hell and just simply die?I'll give you a hint......



NOBODY.


And here's a message from Deadpool to show you how he really feels about you anti-gays:

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Photoshops of the WORST kind

I think that you think that you think you know where this post is going.

I think.
                                                               Well,at least you tried.
                                      Oh my god,she looks like a demon possessed barbie doll.
                                        By the way Mattel,there is your new Barbie doll idea.
                                          You can have that for free,it's yours.
                                                        And it takes even longer to figure out
                                                          what went wrong on the process of
                                                                      making this.
                                                       I'll give her this;she at least remembered to
                                                                 photoshop the mirror.
                                                           So,that's a...(counts abs)..an EIGHT pack!
                                                                  By the way,I think he pumped a
                                                            little too much air into his arm right
                                                                               there.
                                                             Todd,how desperate are you?
                                                    He's both an innie AND an outie.
                                                     Well,I'll just let you see if you can figure out
                                                               what's wrong here.
                                                         Well Ho,ho,ho,hold that crap.
                                                       An accident with the scissors,perhaps?

       Just remember,guys,you don't have to change your body to impress other people.You're awesome    just the way you are!

                                                       

                                       

Friday, October 31, 2014

Expactation VS Reality Vol 6 (Halloween Edition!)

Well,since it IS Halloween today,I GUESS you guys can have at least one thing to look forward to for all you people who are too "old" for Trick or Treating.


Notice how in the background how the family's last name is,Schmidcakes.If I realized that I had to live with that last name for the rest of my life,then yeah,I would cry like that,too.








<This looks like something I would see in Star Gate or Star Trek.





                                                                    "Why so-"


                                                            "Snitch,don't start with me."
                                                             Now,to be fare,they were all dared who could
                                                                  be the most covered in guacamole while
                                                                while wearing a ninja outfit.And they nailed.it!

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

VICTORY SCREECH!!

YES!!YES!!YEAH!:D :D :D

1,000 PAGE VIEWS,BABY!OW!

Ahem.

Oh my gosh,1,000 page views!You know what this calls for,folks?A victory screech!

Once again,thanks for viewing!Enjoy your
victory screech!;)