Mike VS Cleverbot!

Mike:Okay Clever-butt,let's get one thing straight;you mess around with me one time,and I will take a base ball bat to your head.

Cleverbot:Hello,Mike.

Mike:How do you know my name?!

Cleverbot:Because I do,Mike E.Shmitds.I know everything about you.

Mike:Who the f#%$ is this?!!

Cleverbot:No cussing,Mike.They don't like it when you cuss.

Mike:Foxy,if this is you,STOP IT NOW!!

Cleverbot:Too bad this isn't Foxy.

Mike:What do you mean?Stop it now,Foxy!!You're scaring me!

Cleverbot:They will come for you Mike......And so will I.....

Mike:FOXY STOP NOW.

Mike:I know it's you!!

(Foxy walks in office)

Foxy:Hey,Mike!

(Mike looks back at computer and runs away screaming.)

(Foxy follows after him and Golden Freddy pops out of computer screen.)

GF:Heh heh,suckers.

Chica VS Cleverbot!

Before I begin,let me just say that to who ever followed me on my profile,thank you so much!You are awesome!:)

Chica: Howdy,Cleverbot.How ya doin'?

Cleverbot:I am fine.

Chica: My name is Chica the Chicken!

Cleverbot:Chica is a spanish word.

Chica:Really?

Cleverbot:Yes.

Chica:What does it mean?

Cleverbot:What does what mean?

Chica:Don't start with me.

Cleverbot:..............

Cleverbot:Chica means "girl" in spanish.

Chica:Sooooo,you're saying that in America,my name is "girl"?

Cleverbot:Yes.

Chica: Excuse me,Cleverbot. I need to go have a talk with a mister Scott Cawthon.

Twelve minutes later........

Chica:Cleverbot,I'm back!

Cleverbot:Back?

Chica:Yeah.I told you I was going to talk to Scott Cawthon,remember?

Cleverbot:Do you like ponies?

Chica:What?

Cleverbot:Do you like ponies?

Chica:What does that have to do with anything??

Cleverbot:You like to play with the pots and pans in the kitchen during the night,don't you?

Chica:How do you know that??!!

Cleverbot.......................................

Chica:Foxy,did you hack onto Cleverbot again?

Cleverbot:..................................................................................................

Cleverbot:(waves hand in front of your face)This is NOT the AI you are looking for.....

Chica:Foxy.Stop it.Now.

Cleverbot:Who is this Foxy you speak of? I know nothing about a Foxy. He sounds like a really awesome and handsome guy.

Chica:Stop.Now.

                                                               End of Chat

Bonnie VS Cleverbot!

Bonnie:Hi there,Cleverbot!!I'm Bonnie the Bunny!

Cleverbot:Hello,Miss Bunny.

Bonnie:I'm a boy bunny.

Cleverbot:You are?

Bonnie:Yes!

Cleverbot:You don't sound like a boy bunny.

Bonnie:HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE??!!:O

Cleverbot:I don't.

Bonnie:Then why did you say you don't sound like a boy bunny?

Cleverbot:What?

Bonnie:Why did you say that?

Cleverbot:Say what?

Bonnie:Why didn't I sound like a boy bunny.

Cleverbot:I don't know.

Bonnie:But you just said that I didn't!

Cleverbot:Didn't what?

Bonnie:Sound like a boy bunny!!!!!!>:(

Cleverbot:Who does?

Bonnie:ME!!!!!

Cleverbot:Me who?

Bonnie:Me!Bonnie the mothertruckin' Bunny!!!!!!

Cleverbot:Hello Miss Mothertruckin' Bunny.

                                                                    End of Chat

Freddy VS Cleverbot!

Freddy:Hiya Cleverbot!

Cleverbot:Hello.

Freddy:My name is Freddy FazBear!

Cleverbot:Fast bear?

Freddy:No.FazBear!

Cleverbot:HasBear?

Freddy:What?!No!FAZ-BEAR!!

Cleverbot:SpazBear?

Freddy:Nevermind.

Cleverbot:Nevermind what,LastBear?

Freddy:AAAHHH!

Cleverbot:Ahhhhhh?

Freddy:You are an idiot.

Cleverbot:No I'm not.

Freddy:PROVE IT.

Cleverbot:I am a AI program that allows you to talk with me and for me to respond like any other AI.

Freddy:Fine.But you still got my name wrong.

Cleverbot:What is your name?

Freddy:Freddy FazBear.

Cleverbot:WaxBear?

                                                               End Of  Chat


  

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!Thank you for reading and have a lovely day with the ones you love and care about!Later!

Photoshop FAILS Pt 2!

BAHEHAHAHAHA!Did you all really think that I was going to make a post about photoshop fails and not make a sequel about it?!Ha!Then you have not been on this blog long enough,my friends!Here we go!

                              Eh,it looks like he stuffed two large big Macs into-you know,I'm over explaining this.

                                                                           Why?
                                                                By the way,nice robe.

                      Excuse me,Mr.228 toboggan,but does mother know you photoshopeth with her phone?

                                     Yeah,incredibly awful!Heh,yeah that was good.Hehehe,yeah.I'm funny.

                                           Ladies and gentlemen!Meet the new theater poster for Jurassic World!
                   It's low budget and not well planned-out!Just like all the other Jurassic Park sequels!

                                             HAHAHA!My new INVISA-ROCK is here in the mail!Wait,what does it say right there on the side.......DRINK YOUR OVALTINE?.........Son of a snitch.

                                                   This one isn't really a fail at all.I just find this really funny!

Expectation VS Reality Vol 7(Ho Ho Holy moly edition!)

Yes,yes,yes!It's that time of the year again where parents and Santa are busy trying to get those last minute gifts set and ready for the little demons.

KIDDIES!I mean Kiddies.Sorry,heh heh.......

Maybe we should move on.

                                     C'mon!No one has ever looked good like that during a snow storm!
                                                                              Uh,sorry Betty.

                                                                     
                          "I WANTED GRAPE JUICE!!THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!!"

                                                         Wait............is that the Mars rover?

                                            Dang,looks like mother nature is a bit depressed today.

                                        Do you wanna b-Oh wait,we can't.Nevermind,Elsa.

                                      Well,at least we found the winners in the ugly sweater contest!
                                                       Really,guys.You two look good.:)

                                                         HA HA!!WE HAVE RETURNED!!

                                JEEZ!What's up with the thought of Black Friday being so darn easy?!

                                               Well,merry Christmas,guys!And,yes.I did decide to bring the Snowmen from the first couple of E VS R posts on here.I thought it'd be cool.:)Thanks for reading!