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Tuesday, March 17, 2015
My Take on Jessie
Welcome, ladies and germs!
Now, there's this show on the Disney Channel called, Jessie.
And I've gotten a lot of requests saying for me not to review this TV show since a lot of people like this show.
And I have to ask why?
Why do you like this show?
It's pretty much the modern day version of Nanny Mcphee and Mary Poppins.
Now, as I am reviewing Jessie, I won't be giving out any spoilers for any episodes just in case you want to watch them for yourself.
Now, keep in mind that this review will be all opinion based.
But I have a blog of my own, so that means my opinion is better than yours. (sarcasm)
Nananana na.
So, let's dive right into Jessie.
The Story: Remember how I said that this show was like Nanny Mcphee and Mary Poppins?
Well, just add some pop-culture memes, some annoying characters , sometimes un-funny jokes, weak plots and you simply get Jessie.
The story is that Jessie is this 18 year-old women who sets out to find an amazing life in New York and leaves her home town in Texas to do so.
Where have we seen this story line before....................
Oh yeah, in just about every New Yorker themed show and movie.
I'm not kidding.
There is nothing original about this show's plot.
How many shows have we seen that involve someone comes to a town and wants to be famous and first has to get a crappy job?
She ends up getting a job as a nanny for these bratty kids who live in this giant apartment.
Well, that's a step up.
Except it's already been done by this one show on Nick At Night who's name skips me.
The Characters: Let's just get this one over and done with.
Jessie can be this interesting character. She has potential to be this cool character with snip-bits of her past slowly being revealed with each episode.
I find that pretty cool!
But the problem with her character is that this type of cowgirl and tough and smart women personality has been done by the Baily character from Suit Life on Deck.
Funny thing, she's played by the exact same actor!
Time to move on to the kids and others;
Emma is the stereotypical teenage image and she annoys me.
Moving on.
Luke is the typical middle schooler that tries to hit on almost every girl he sees.
Imagine if you took a toddler from Toddlers and Tiaras and added Hewy, Dewy and Louy together.
Do you know what you get?
Zuri.
That's who you get.
Ravvi is one of the two characters that I actually like.
He's an adopted child of the Ross Family ( the family in the show) and he is smart, not afraid to be himself, (until that one episode. thanks, Luke.) and has a pet Komodo Dragon that he named, Mister Kibbling.
Bertrum is the other character I like.
I guess because I feel sorry for him.
I mean, he always get's insulted by the kids (not Ravvi) and Jessie.
He also made fun of his weight.
You said it best, Picard.
Really, since when has making fun of some one's weight ever been funny?
The sad thing is that this is a running joke in the show.
There had been episodes of shows that could pull off this type of humor without seeming totally like jerks.
Okay, okay.
I will give the show this;
It can actually be entertaining.
I have laughed at some episodes and enjoyed watching a very few of them.
Does that mean that mean that the show is great?
No.
Does that mean it's bad?
Not really.
The show is like a hit or miss kind of deal;
It made me laugh sometimes,
other times, it didn't.
It isn't a bad show, per say.
It's just a very predictable show with a few laugh-worthy moments.
If you like the show, that's fine.
I have nothing against that.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you now where to look!
Now, there's this show on the Disney Channel called, Jessie.
And I've gotten a lot of requests saying for me not to review this TV show since a lot of people like this show.
And I have to ask why?
Why do you like this show?
It's pretty much the modern day version of Nanny Mcphee and Mary Poppins.
Now, as I am reviewing Jessie, I won't be giving out any spoilers for any episodes just in case you want to watch them for yourself.
Now, keep in mind that this review will be all opinion based.
But I have a blog of my own, so that means my opinion is better than yours. (sarcasm)
Nananana na.
So, let's dive right into Jessie.
The Story: Remember how I said that this show was like Nanny Mcphee and Mary Poppins?
Well, just add some pop-culture memes, some annoying characters , sometimes un-funny jokes, weak plots and you simply get Jessie.
The story is that Jessie is this 18 year-old women who sets out to find an amazing life in New York and leaves her home town in Texas to do so.
Where have we seen this story line before....................
Oh yeah, in just about every New Yorker themed show and movie.
I'm not kidding.
There is nothing original about this show's plot.
How many shows have we seen that involve someone comes to a town and wants to be famous and first has to get a crappy job?
She ends up getting a job as a nanny for these bratty kids who live in this giant apartment.
Well, that's a step up.
Except it's already been done by this one show on Nick At Night who's name skips me.
The Characters: Let's just get this one over and done with.
Jessie can be this interesting character. She has potential to be this cool character with snip-bits of her past slowly being revealed with each episode.
I find that pretty cool!
But the problem with her character is that this type of cowgirl and tough and smart women personality has been done by the Baily character from Suit Life on Deck.
Funny thing, she's played by the exact same actor!
Time to move on to the kids and others;
Emma is the stereotypical teenage image and she annoys me.
Moving on.
Luke is the typical middle schooler that tries to hit on almost every girl he sees.
Imagine if you took a toddler from Toddlers and Tiaras and added Hewy, Dewy and Louy together.
Do you know what you get?
Zuri.
That's who you get.
Ravvi is one of the two characters that I actually like.
He's an adopted child of the Ross Family ( the family in the show) and he is smart, not afraid to be himself, (until that one episode. thanks, Luke.) and has a pet Komodo Dragon that he named, Mister Kibbling.
Bertrum is the other character I like.
I guess because I feel sorry for him.
I mean, he always get's insulted by the kids (not Ravvi) and Jessie.
He also made fun of his weight.
You said it best, Picard.
Really, since when has making fun of some one's weight ever been funny?
The sad thing is that this is a running joke in the show.
There had been episodes of shows that could pull off this type of humor without seeming totally like jerks.
Okay, okay.
I will give the show this;
It can actually be entertaining.
I have laughed at some episodes and enjoyed watching a very few of them.
Does that mean that mean that the show is great?
No.
Does that mean it's bad?
Not really.
The show is like a hit or miss kind of deal;
It made me laugh sometimes,
other times, it didn't.
It isn't a bad show, per say.
It's just a very predictable show with a few laugh-worthy moments.
If you like the show, that's fine.
I have nothing against that.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you now where to look!
Monday, March 16, 2015
My Take on Strange Magic
Welcome, ladies and germs!
Sorry for not posting yet.
I've been spending time with my family since it is Spring Break.
Well, since you all loved all my My Take posts, I figured I'd go and do my very first.......
MOVIE REVIEW-eiw-eiw............
Sorry, too much?
Well, no use beating around that bush!
Let's begin!
Strange Magic: This is one of those films that just came out of nowhere without anybody realizing it.
Mostly by the way that the movie was just announced two months before it's release.
It kind of makes it pretty sudden and I still feel like I just heard this movie!
But what makes this so much more interesting is the fact that it came from the mind of George Lucas and his studio, LucasFilms.
I mean, how is this not getting much attention when it came from the mind of the guy who created Star Wars?
But when we look into the movie itself, does it make us feel like we want to go inside their world like Star Wars?
Or does the magic act more as a curse?
Let's find out!
The Story: The one thing to note about the story is that it's all about true love <3.
What is it?
What are it's trials and tribulations?
Where to find it?
How do you know that the person is the right one?
And so much more questions to be answered here that it just makes you want to scream,
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
This movie tries so hard to hammer in this love notion in a way that's so cliched!
It checks out every stereotypical trope you can think of for a love story!
But that's not even the worst part!
Do you know what's worse than a predictable story?
A predictable story that feels like it drags on tooooooo long.
The way they try to extend these scenes are with musical numbers.
Yyyyyup.
This movie is also a JukeBox musical!
By the way, I won't talk about the songs since they weren't made for the movie.
But I will say that unlike Happy Feet where they put an interesting twist to the songs, this movie has pop-rock versions from random songs that don't fit into the movie in the first place and also suck out any joy out of them.
And so much more that you'll feel like a goblin pleading the movie to stop singing.
If you don't think that you can handle that, then stay away from this movie.
It's really hard to believe that all this came from the man that brought us Jar-Jar Binks and this;
The Animation: I don't wanna lie.
The animation is amazing in this movie! :)
You can tell that these are some of the top animators that were working on this flick.
From the plants to the skins to the designs of the characters to the solid moments, these are the animators that people wish to have to make a beautiful-looking movie.
So what's holding it back?
Well, this whole world is just your typical fantasy world filled with fairies, goblins, elves and much more.
These are things you can find in movies like Ferngully and Epic.
What's even worse than that is that they would even rip off some designs from those movies.
Like, the pale, flesh tones of the goblins, the leaf armor of the fairies, the woodland creatures as their steed.
There is, sadly, nothing original found in this movie.
The Characters: With a movie that's as badly written as this, don't expect to find any well-written characters.
You've got Mariane who is the heart-broken girl that wants to prove that she don't need no man!
Or does she?
Maybe she does!!OOOO! (sarcasm.)
You got Dawn who might as well be a nypm seeing as how sex-obsessed she is.
Sunny is the best friend of Dawn who has a huge crush on her.
Grezzelda is the Bog King's mom who want's her son to find a bride.
Bog King himself is the evil ruler of the dark forest that hates love because potatoes.
But, he's actually not the antagonist of the movie.
That would be Roland; the Gaston-type prince that wants to marry Mariane in order to be king.
As generic as they are, some aren't really hateable per say.
But that's the thing.
I said, some.
There are others that can make you cringe for many different reasons.
Like the way Roland is predictably bad.
The SugarPlum Fairy is annoying.
Dawn is too bubbly, so she's annoying, too.
The Fairy King is an absolute idiot.
Bog King's minions are not funny in the slightest.
You wish.
The list for these guys just goes on!
It's kind of ironic for a movie about love, there are no characters that I love in it.
No wonder Disney didn't want to have anything to do with this flick!
Down to the point where they had to bring back the TouchStone Pictures banner to make sure that nobody would ever think that this was a Disney movie.
Guys, do yourself a favor and don't watch this film.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Sorry for not posting yet.
I've been spending time with my family since it is Spring Break.
Well, since you all loved all my My Take posts, I figured I'd go and do my very first.......
MOVIE REVIEW-eiw-eiw............
Sorry, too much?
Well, no use beating around that bush!
Let's begin!
Strange Magic: This is one of those films that just came out of nowhere without anybody realizing it.
Mostly by the way that the movie was just announced two months before it's release.
It kind of makes it pretty sudden and I still feel like I just heard this movie!
But what makes this so much more interesting is the fact that it came from the mind of George Lucas and his studio, LucasFilms.
I mean, how is this not getting much attention when it came from the mind of the guy who created Star Wars?
But when we look into the movie itself, does it make us feel like we want to go inside their world like Star Wars?
Or does the magic act more as a curse?
Let's find out!
The Story: The one thing to note about the story is that it's all about true love <3.
What is it?
What are it's trials and tribulations?
Where to find it?
How do you know that the person is the right one?
And so much more questions to be answered here that it just makes you want to scream,
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
This movie tries so hard to hammer in this love notion in a way that's so cliched!
It checks out every stereotypical trope you can think of for a love story!
But that's not even the worst part!
Do you know what's worse than a predictable story?
A predictable story that feels like it drags on tooooooo long.
The way they try to extend these scenes are with musical numbers.
Yyyyyup.
This movie is also a JukeBox musical!
By the way, I won't talk about the songs since they weren't made for the movie.
But I will say that unlike Happy Feet where they put an interesting twist to the songs, this movie has pop-rock versions from random songs that don't fit into the movie in the first place and also suck out any joy out of them.
And so much more that you'll feel like a goblin pleading the movie to stop singing.
If you don't think that you can handle that, then stay away from this movie.
It's really hard to believe that all this came from the man that brought us Jar-Jar Binks and this;
The Animation: I don't wanna lie.
The animation is amazing in this movie! :)
You can tell that these are some of the top animators that were working on this flick.
From the plants to the skins to the designs of the characters to the solid moments, these are the animators that people wish to have to make a beautiful-looking movie.
So what's holding it back?
Well, this whole world is just your typical fantasy world filled with fairies, goblins, elves and much more.
These are things you can find in movies like Ferngully and Epic.
What's even worse than that is that they would even rip off some designs from those movies.
Like, the pale, flesh tones of the goblins, the leaf armor of the fairies, the woodland creatures as their steed.
There is, sadly, nothing original found in this movie.
The Characters: With a movie that's as badly written as this, don't expect to find any well-written characters.
You've got Mariane who is the heart-broken girl that wants to prove that she don't need no man!
Or does she?
Maybe she does!!OOOO! (sarcasm.)
You got Dawn who might as well be a nypm seeing as how sex-obsessed she is.
Sunny is the best friend of Dawn who has a huge crush on her.
Grezzelda is the Bog King's mom who want's her son to find a bride.
Bog King himself is the evil ruler of the dark forest that hates love because potatoes.
But, he's actually not the antagonist of the movie.
That would be Roland; the Gaston-type prince that wants to marry Mariane in order to be king.
As generic as they are, some aren't really hateable per say.
But that's the thing.
I said, some.
There are others that can make you cringe for many different reasons.
Like the way Roland is predictably bad.
The SugarPlum Fairy is annoying.
Dawn is too bubbly, so she's annoying, too.
The Fairy King is an absolute idiot.
Bog King's minions are not funny in the slightest.
You wish.
The list for these guys just goes on!
It's kind of ironic for a movie about love, there are no characters that I love in it.
No wonder Disney didn't want to have anything to do with this flick!
Down to the point where they had to bring back the TouchStone Pictures banner to make sure that nobody would ever think that this was a Disney movie.
Guys, do yourself a favor and don't watch this film.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Friday, March 13, 2015
My Dad Playing Minecraft
Welcome, ladies and germs!
Today, I wanted to show you all a little spoofy comic I made when my Dad first began to play Minecraft.
This comic shows something that actually happened while he was trying to hide from zombies.
Enjoy!
Do you see the little villiger?
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Thursday, March 12, 2015
Five of My FNAF Arts!
Welcome, ladies and germs!
Today, I wanted to show you all how much of an artist I am and how much I love FNAF!
So, here are my Five FNAF Arts!
1. Toy Freddy
2. Mangle
3. Toy Chica
4. Marionette
5.Withered Bonnie
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Monday, March 9, 2015
What If............
What If: March really had 32 days and April 1st is just a prank?
What If: Aliens were really humans from the future and they just went back in time to kill all the dinosaurs to give birth to our species?
What If: This planet is a reality TV show for other planets?
What If: We can breathe in space but the government just tells us we can't so we don't try to escape?
What If: Deja Vu meant that you lost a life and restarted at the checkpoint?
What If: Santa is real but nobody is good enough to get a present?
What If: Our whole life is a dream and when we die, we wake up?
What If: 11:11 works but someone in the world always wishes for no wishes to come true?
What If: The meteor that killed the dinosaurs was an UFO and we're the aliens?
What If: Harry Potter is really biography that is sold to us muggles as fiction?
What If: Dinosaurs are really just Pokemon?
What If: Waldo is the world's-most-wanted and the government is using little kids to find him?
What If: I like it, but I don't put a ring on it?
What If: The light I see at the end of my life is just the first light I see outside the womb in my next life?
What If: The Hokey Pokey is really what it's all about?
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Expectation VS Reality Vol 9
We're baaaaaack!
Today is a little something special!
I just now noticed that I haven't done an E VS R in a while.
So, here I am!
Heavy: HEAVY DOES NOT LIKE!!
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of No.
Meow, meow, MotherTrucker.
Wait until you're girlfriend finds out what you're looking up online.
Ra Ro.
FREAKING BUBBLES!
Actually, it's more like a derpy, big-lipped horsey moment.
STIMULATE! STIMULATE!
Get it?! :D
Screw you, that was funny.
Today is a little something special!
I just now noticed that I haven't done an E VS R in a while.
So, here I am!
Heavy: HEAVY DOES NOT LIKE!!
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of No.
Meow, meow, MotherTrucker.
Wait until you're girlfriend finds out what you're looking up online.
Ra Ro.
FREAKING BUBBLES!
Actually, it's more like a derpy, big-lipped horsey moment.
STIMULATE! STIMULATE!
Get it?! :D
Screw you, that was funny.
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