Creepypasta: Jeff the Killer
So, there's dis emo kid who moved into a new neighborhood with his family cuz his Dad got a new job.
That very day, Jeff and his bro, liu, were walkin' to school when they came across these bullies who wanted to fight em'.
They started to attack Liu but Jeff was all like, "YO BULLIES, YOU BETTER BEAT IT BEFORE I GO JACKIE CHAN ON YO A$$!"
They were fools to not take Jeff's kind offer and they ended getting their butts kicked pretty good.
So after school, the police came to arrest Jeff cuz those bullies ran their mouths and Liu ended up taking the blame for Jeff.
YOU FOOL, LIU!!!
Anyway, Jeff goes to this kid's party and acts like an a$$hole to the birthday boy and the same bullies show up to teach Jeffy a lesson.
A wise man once said, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
Well, that doesn't apply here for the bullies cuz they , once again, got their butts handed to them on a golden platter.
But before they died, one of them set Jeff on fire with bleach and a lighter.
"This Jeff is on Fire!"
Jeff later wakes up and sees that the fire caused him to become pale and his lips to be burned bright red.......
Wait......
.......NAH.
Just like in the 1989 Batman, Jeff goes gaga over his new face.
Later that night, Jeff's mom hear him crying like and comes into the bathroom to see him carving a smile into his face cuz he didn't wanna stop smiling.
(in that case, go get a plastic surgent)
So, rather than call the nearest mental asylum, Jeff's mom was like;
"Aw, hell no!"
And she ran to Jeff's dad and told him to get the gun.
Then, she saw turned around to see Jeff standing at the door way holding a knife.
He was like;
"Yo mom....Ya kinda lied sooooo....yeah, YOU DIE NOW B!7CH!"
After he kills them, he walks into his bro's bedroom and is like;
"Yo, bro, whatcha think of my new look? Think it'll look good at comic-con as the Joker?"
Liu is just like, "JEFF, YOU UGLY AS DIRT."
Then, Jeff kills him and says to him before Liu dies;
(insert meme that became outdated)
THE END
