Questions People should ask:Spongebob Squarepants

Here's a couple of questions people should ask about SB.


1.This is a quote  is from "Band Geeks".           "Pat:Is mayo an instrument?"

              A better question:How the frick is Sandy gonna play the sax?


2.Why does Squidward complain about how immature people are but doesn't wear pants?


3.How come in winter in some SB episodes everything freezes BUT the water?


4.How can Plankton have a super computer,a death ray(if you've ever seen that episode),plan Z,and still not get the formula?

5.How.On.Earth.Does Mr.K have a daughter that's a whale?!It's insane!!And I can't stop using  exclamation marks!!

                                                  Ahem.


6.Why do they call SB "Squarepants" if his pants are in the shape of a rectangle?