Did you know that Buzz Lightyear (even crazy) had some pretty good sayings?Here are a couple,.
1.When you watch a horror film trailer you aren't ready for:My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets!!
2.When someone eats the last cookie in the jar:This is an intergalactic emergency!
3.When your baby brother finally get's potty trained:I'm proud of you,cowboy.
4.When someone uninvited shows up at your party:Do you know these life-forms?
5.When someone says they don't like Disney Land:You are a sad,strange,little man and you have my pity.
6.When you work on a group project:There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
7.When you need a good excuse to leave in a awkward situation:My ship has crashed here by mistake.
8.When there's a spider in the room:I've set my laser from stun to kill.
9.When someone changes the wifi password without telling you:Because of you,the entire galaxy is in danger!
10.When your dog fails to do tricks:Years of academy training wasted!
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