The lady and the soda

You'll never believe what had happened to me.I was just midin' my own beeswax at Kroger when I was at the check-out line when all of the sudden a lady started to put her stuff up before I could.And so I said to her,"Hey,do you think you could please let me put my stuff up?"The lady looked up and said,"Oh sure."

Well,at that point you'd think she would stop,right?

 WRONG.

She just kept on putting her stuff up.But she was gonna get what was coming to her.

So she was in a real hurry and guess what?She spilled her Dr.P and it went everywhere on the lady!And the funny part was that she didn't move.At all!It was like a cartoon!Then,when the clerk came up to help her,SHE WAS SO RED IN THE FACE!All she said was,"No,no.I'll just go."WOW!That's what I was like.I was laughing so hard in the car!