Ten of the Most Big Lipped Alligator Moments in FNAF

Welcome, ladies and germs!
I know what you are probably thinking;
"Where is the fourth Twenty Facts to Blow your Mind post at?"

(that's right. I can hear your thoughts......:} )

Well, don't worry.
It will be posted soon.
I was just making sure that I have some really juicy facts for you all.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST WILL CONTAIN A BUNCH OF BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENTS. IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO LAUGH YOUR A$$ OFF, PLEASE DON'T READ.

1. Number one is the Golden Freddy death screen.

 
Most people already know this but when he appears in the hallway in the poster to your left and then you drop your monitor to find him sitting there and then crashes your game, then yeah, you are going to a big reaction.
My personal reaction is this;

2. The IT'S ME message.
Yes, no shocker here.

But mostly with me, when I see it, Freddy is just like;

 
Yep.

3.  You know those jumpscares you receive at the end of evey mini-game in FNAF 2?
Well, those are so scary the first time you see them.
Just ask Markiplier.

..............
What?
No.
I'm not adding B.L.A.M ( big lipped alligator moment)
People talk about Mark on YouTube all the time.
So I won-

HEY!!!!

4. Then there's the screen where Bonnie, Chica and Freddy are looking at you while on stage.

 

Bonnie: Uh oh. He actually looked at us.

Chica: Cripes.

Bonnie: Freddy, what do we do...?

Freddy: Shhh! Just keep calm and don't look away.....

WHAT?!
How was my joke a B.L.A.M??!

5. This death screen;

And once it's over, it's never mentioned again.

 


 6. Remembers those times when the animatronics in the first game twitched at the foot of your office?

Yeah, good times.

7. This one is when Mr. Endo decides to hop out of his little box.

(you get the gif. Big Lipped Alligator Moment)

8. In one of the mini-games, there is a very rare chance that Vincent the Purple Guy will charge at you in it and kill you.

Me: Vincent, do you know anything about this?

Vincent: 

Me: Well, okay then.

9. Two words;
Shadow.
Bonnie.

10.  Toy Bonnie death screen;

Okay, I'm B.L.A.Med out.
That's it.

Well, that's all for this post- (pants pants from extreme B.L.A.Ming)- folks!
If you want to see more- (pant) you know where to look!