My Take on Five Nights at Treasure Island

So, there had been a lot of fan games made about FNAF that I have come across of late and some of them are just Eh?
Yes, this is a thing now.
Annnnd, focusing on a game that was based of another game and also a Creepypasta that it itself was based off of a abandoned Disney theme park, there are a lot of games that were based souly off of FNAF and other inserted topics that had nothing to do with anything.
Okay, so the product was different in terms of what got adapted and how.
So, during this point where FNAF 2 was just getting started, there was a vote from beginning game-makers to make there own versions of FNAf. You can see where this would go horribly wrong.

Five Nights at Wario's

Five Nights at Freddy's 3

Five Nights at the Krusty Krab

Yeah, most of these adaptations tended to........
Suck.

But, there was money to be made. So where to start this off but with Five Nights at Treasure Island?
So what's so special about FNATI?
Well, aside from it being the first in this trend, it was one of the most memorable and one of the least.......
Bad.

But before we get to the nitty-gritty, let's see what made the first FNAF game unique in it's own right.

If you look at the ideals in the first game, you can see it kind of made itself more unique.
The story isn't that there some old monster trying to eat you or that a killer is on the lose or any of those puzzles.
The story in the first game is that you're a night guard working in a haunted pizzaria.

That's it.

FNAF is missing a lot of the typical horror game tropes.
For example; the mecanics.
You take a look at FNAF mecanics and it really highlights on how rare it is to see a character in a horror game not being able to move and just staying in that one space while you're just fighting to stay alive.

But the thing that makes FNAF so remarkable is that it lives outside of horror gaming's expectations. Four animatronics are possessed by dead children for the story and that's fine. You can't move at all because they are already moving and that's fine.

It still has a strong plot point where as you can't even tell what the story is with the other games because they're weak almost to the point of being self aware.

So if FNATI is a version of this trope, is it still a good game?

Yes, but the plot point changes.

It revolves mostly around one threat; a photo-negitive Mickey suit and his other pals which I am glad to see that Suicide Mouse was involved with the game, too, are trying to stuff you into a Mickey Mouse costume but your head is too big so they have to break your neck in order to get you in it and..........

Yeah. Starting to sound familiar?

But what makes FNATI sooooo interesting is that the rest of the story line is new. And the fact that Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Suicide Mouse were included in it is just amazing!
By the time night 4 of FNAF, we already knew what to expect. In FNATI, they kept adding new suits, thus making the game scarier!
We had no idea that the Donald Duck head was going to move on it's own!
By the way, Google Photo-negitive Minnie. You will scream, I can asure you.

So, in my opinion, Five Nights at Treasure Island is a great fan game you should go check it out!

Just for Laughs! Pt 2

You all will love this!

Viewer Message!

Hi guys. I just wanted to tell you all once again "Thank you"  for reading what I have to say. Whether it be about video game facts or serious subjects or even just for kicks. You guys truly rock at being fans.:)
I know I'm not the most popular blogger on the internet and I probably won't be for another three years from now but you guys have helped me blossom into who I am today. Thanks to your views and your comments, I have had the will to keep this blog going. Thank you all so much for your support.

                                                                                                                    - Banana Hannah

Photo Shop Fails Pt 3

  Excuse me sir, you have your crotch stuck in my car window.

Freaking Fan girls.

Is this the new "Aliens" trailer I've been hearing about?

Yes, on the planet Uranus.

(Kids on website snicker.)

Oh grow up!

For some reason, I get a Zuel vibe when I look at this picture.

ZUEL, MOTHERHUGGER! ZUEL!

Yeah, I'd be looking up to the skies like I was shouting," Why have you forsaken me?!" while a raging worm hole is coming through my closet.

Top Ten GREATEST FNAF fan arts!

(Grins wickedly)

Well,you all should have seen this coming.

WARNING: SOME OF THESE COMICS MAY CONTAIN CRUDE IMAGES.

  1.Drunk Mike
   

   It's a classic!

 2. WHY FOXY, WHY!?

 3. Purple Guy or Vincent.

  Vincent:Don't call me Vincent.

 4.Join us...

Also,for some odd reason,I get a Gremlins vibe every time I see this picture.

C'mon! Tell me you see it,too!

5.Phone guy's death.

Well.......I didn't need to see this.

But if I'm gonna review these things,then I'm takin' ya with me!

6.Human FNAF!

I really like this because it shows a whole new take on FNAF.

Thank you,Mickinuo on DeviantArt!

7.Human FNAF 2!

I couldn't resist!

 8.HEEEERE'S FOXY!!

9.Smile for the camera!

Let's be honest,this is freaking awesome.

10.Five nights at Eddie's

Now my life is complete.

But really,about the #2 picture.......

At first,the beginning won't make sense,but when woody laughs,then you'll get it.

Expectation VS Reality Vol 8

Good morning, America! (God I hope I never have to say that again.)
And welcome back to OMGWorldwide! The only website to talk about serious stuff like body image and still has time to talk about what fictional characters would make lousy room mates.

By the way,if you haven't seen that post,go check that out now! It's a good post! C'mon fans,back me up here!

Anyway,let's get down to the nitty gritty!

Yeah,but I'm pretty sure you won't be playing "Don't fear the Reaper" while wearing it anytime soon. By the way, cowbell.....

I need more of it.

Also, I cannot get this guy's answering machine song out of my head. It's been three weeks now,Seinfield! Let my people go!

 Ah,yes. How could we forget thee?

 Wait......

 Someone actually took the time to make an instruction page where it tells you how to sit at the computer.....?

Well,at least we know what that guy who sits all alone at his computer while he sips his coffee does on the week ends at Starbucks.









Ah,nothing say "Yummy meal" than dandruff and some link-in-logs in steak juice.

 Was anyone else planning on eating again today?

 Why are you complaining? That looks so good to eat!
  I would eat the meal in a heart beat!!

New Year's Eve

Hello,again! My name is Banana Hannah and today we are going to be talking about holidays.That's right.
By now,everyone is probably sick and tired of holidays.Let's just be honest.

First we had Hanukkah,then Christmas and then we had to suffer the wrath of the dreaded KWANZAA!
And,if you celebrate any of those holidays,you are undoubtedly exhausted.
If you celebrate all of them,you're last name probably has several hyphens in it.

But last month,there was a holiday that brought of us together,no matter what our religious background is.And it also unites us in hating it.

And that holiday was New Year's Eve!

New Year's Eve is like the death of a pet.You know it's going to happen,yet you somehow you are never prepared for how truly awful it is.

New Year's Eve is the worst,let me tell you. It combines three of the most least pleasant things known to mankind; Forced interaction with complete strangers,being drunk,cold and tired out of you're mind,and having to stare at Ryan Seacrest for five solid minutes while waiting for him to tell you what the time is.

Honestly,the best thing you could do is avoid the whole evening.But to do that,you are going to need some specific and well-planned-out excuses.And this is where I come in.So,I give you some good excuses for next New Year's Eve and on how to avoid it all!

Alright,so let's say you have a friend who had just gotten a divorce and is wanting to have a little guy time with you. This is a tricky one because as we all know,"guy time" is usually code for strip clubs.

And no one should have to spend New Year's Eve in a strip club. Unless Ebola get's air-born and the only cure for it is sitting through countless hours of tight leather and exotic dancing on a poll. That's the only appropriate time.

So,what you need to do is this; tell your friend that your cousin,Paul Smecca,has suddenly become ill and that he needs some of your bone sighs. Now, clearly I made that up. Bone signs are just a jibberish of letters that it put together and Paul Smecca is the name of a character in the "BoonDock Saints."

And here's the thing,though; if you're friend knows that fact about Paul Smecca off hand,cut him out of your life forever. It's a terrible movie! Either way,you're free that night!

Okay,second scenario; let's say you've been invited to a party at your friends house. Obviously,you don't want to go. That's a five hour commitment if you leave at 12:01! Think of it this way,do you really want to sit on your friends couch and watch all of the Terminator movies back-to-back for five hours?

No,nobody does.

So here's the trick and this actually works for everything. Trust me.

Simply tell them that you're getting a butt inspection that night.

Now,I know what you're thinking; "But Banana,that's not technically an excuse." Yes,you're right. But the beauty of it is that there will be no follow-up questions about it!

Because,let's be honest here, NOBODY wants to hear about your butt inspection.That's just a solid fact! So you're out! You are out!

But what I'm saying is that,there is no better way to celebrate New Year's Eve than lying. The first thing that should pop into people's minds for this holiday is "Should old acquaintance be forgot" and here's why; there is no better way of doing that than by completely blowing off your friends and family.

And if you do this right,you will be in bed on New Year's Eve at 11:45 after watching all five "Die Hard" movies!

Good bye ladies and germs and have a good new year!