The Weirdest Phobias around the World

So the world can be a pretty interesting place when it comes to it's fears and that what this whole post is about!

Me myself don't have any phobias that I know of and the most common of phobias is the fear of speaking out in public but I already got that one down!Ha ha!

But when I decided to do some research after I got home from work today, I found out that there are phobias for almost anything!

So I give you the strangest Phobias from around the world!


1. Spectrophobia: This phobia is the fear of mirrors.
This one I actually do get because I don't know about you all but when some of my friend come over at my place to spend the night with me and in the middle of the night I see them get up to use the bathroom, I see them stay far away from the hall mirror as possible.
And if you've seen the movie "Mirrors", then JESUS CHRIST.

And once the movie's over, it's never mentioned by the viewer again.

2. Phagophobia: This one is the fear of...........wait, is it pronounced the way I think it's pronounced?
Is it?
Really?
Okay, then well....
Phagophobia; the Fear of Swallowing.
Look, I'm sure that there's a joke somewhere in there but I'm just not going to touch it.

3. Cacophobia: The Fear of Uglyness.

4.Anatidaephobia: The Fear that a Duck is watching you.
Really?
There's a phobia for that?
(sighs) Ohhhh Boy, it's going to be a long night.

5. Hippoptomonstrosesquippedalio: (takes deep breath)
God, that was a mouth-full.
This is the Fear of Really Long Words.
Ummm......

SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S how they named it?!
How is the person who has it even supposed to tell you he has it?


6. Geliophobia: The Fear of Laughter.
Listen to this song and you will understand way this phobia exists.

7. Peladophobia: The Fear of Bald people.
Dang, so sorry to all my bald viewers.

8. Hypnophobia: The Fear of Sleep.
Okay, this one I could never have because I enjoy sleep way too much.

9. And this last one is Phobiaphobia; The Fear of Having a Phobia.
Yeah wouldn't this make someone go insane almost instantly?
Because if someones afraid of something and they're afraid of that fear and they are afraid of that fear of that fear, wouldn't they be shipped off the nearest asylum as soon as possible?
It's a parodox!
Or should I say Phobodox?

Battle of the Drinks

What do you think of my new text?

No? Oh, okay.

Well, today I wanted to talk about something that has to do with advertising.
You see, Blogger doesn't force you to be sponsered  by anything so for example;
I could say that Cadberry Cream Eggs are filled with Dolphin sperm.
Or that Old Navy clothes make you look like a tacky serial killer.
Or that Snickers only satisfy you for about eight minutes and then makes you hate yourself later on that day.

But what I'm getting at here is that last year, there was a big issue with the pomegranate drink, "Pom" and CocaCola. That's right.
Today I want to talk about the battle of the drinks.
See, Coke accused Pom for only having 2% pomegranatein their drinks.
Only there was one problem.
Pom did have more than 2% of pomegranate in their drinks and thus proving Cokes accusations invalid.

But the thing is that Coke didn't have to file anything to accuse them.
They could just do it!
 With no proof at all!

So what I'm saying is that you yourself don't even need a company to accuse another company.
You can falsely advertise with these stickers you can find and print out.

Say for example, you can put a sticker on a bottle of shampoo and say that it's made with 30% puppy dogs.

Or that Frosted Wheets are made with sand paper and broken nails.

Or that candy bars are made with 45% old guy.

Now,the worst thing you could do is try to sell these for a profit or put them in a store on store items.

But if you do that, then that is why I am not going to give you guys the name of the website the get these because when police ask you where you got these, I don't want to be the one that you say gave you the idea!

 

My Take on Five Nights at Treasure Island

So, there had been a lot of fan games made about FNAF that I have come across of late and some of them are just Eh?
Yes, this is a thing now.
Annnnd, focusing on a game that was based of another game and also a Creepypasta that it itself was based off of a abandoned Disney theme park, there are a lot of games that were based souly off of FNAF and other inserted topics that had nothing to do with anything.
Okay, so the product was different in terms of what got adapted and how.
So, during this point where FNAF 2 was just getting started, there was a vote from beginning game-makers to make there own versions of FNAf. You can see where this would go horribly wrong.

Five Nights at Wario's

Five Nights at Freddy's 3

Five Nights at the Krusty Krab

Yeah, most of these adaptations tended to........
Suck.

But, there was money to be made. So where to start this off but with Five Nights at Treasure Island?
So what's so special about FNATI?
Well, aside from it being the first in this trend, it was one of the most memorable and one of the least.......
Bad.

But before we get to the nitty-gritty, let's see what made the first FNAF game unique in it's own right.

If you look at the ideals in the first game, you can see it kind of made itself more unique.
The story isn't that there some old monster trying to eat you or that a killer is on the lose or any of those puzzles.
The story in the first game is that you're a night guard working in a haunted pizzaria.

That's it.

FNAF is missing a lot of the typical horror game tropes.
For example; the mecanics.
You take a look at FNAF mecanics and it really highlights on how rare it is to see a character in a horror game not being able to move and just staying in that one space while you're just fighting to stay alive.

But the thing that makes FNAF so remarkable is that it lives outside of horror gaming's expectations. Four animatronics are possessed by dead children for the story and that's fine. You can't move at all because they are already moving and that's fine.

It still has a strong plot point where as you can't even tell what the story is with the other games because they're weak almost to the point of being self aware.

So if FNATI is a version of this trope, is it still a good game?

Yes, but the plot point changes.

It revolves mostly around one threat; a photo-negitive Mickey suit and his other pals which I am glad to see that Suicide Mouse was involved with the game, too, are trying to stuff you into a Mickey Mouse costume but your head is too big so they have to break your neck in order to get you in it and..........

Yeah. Starting to sound familiar?

But what makes FNATI sooooo interesting is that the rest of the story line is new. And the fact that Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Suicide Mouse were included in it is just amazing!
By the time night 4 of FNAF, we already knew what to expect. In FNATI, they kept adding new suits, thus making the game scarier!
We had no idea that the Donald Duck head was going to move on it's own!
By the way, Google Photo-negitive Minnie. You will scream, I can asure you.

So, in my opinion, Five Nights at Treasure Island is a great fan game you should go check it out!

Just for Laughs! Pt 2

You all will love this!

Viewer Message!

Hi guys. I just wanted to tell you all once again "Thank you"  for reading what I have to say. Whether it be about video game facts or serious subjects or even just for kicks. You guys truly rock at being fans.:)
I know I'm not the most popular blogger on the internet and I probably won't be for another three years from now but you guys have helped me blossom into who I am today. Thanks to your views and your comments, I have had the will to keep this blog going. Thank you all so much for your support.

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Photo Shop Fails Pt 3

  Excuse me sir, you have your crotch stuck in my car window.

Freaking Fan girls.

Is this the new "Aliens" trailer I've been hearing about?

Yes, on the planet Uranus.

(Kids on website snicker.)

Oh grow up!

For some reason, I get a Zuel vibe when I look at this picture.

ZUEL, MOTHERHUGGER! ZUEL!

Yeah, I'd be looking up to the skies like I was shouting," Why have you forsaken me?!" while a raging worm hole is coming through my closet.

Top Ten GREATEST FNAF fan arts!

(Grins wickedly)

Well,you all should have seen this coming.

WARNING: SOME OF THESE COMICS MAY CONTAIN CRUDE IMAGES.

  1.Drunk Mike
   

   It's a classic!

 2. WHY FOXY, WHY!?

 3. Purple Guy or Vincent.

  Vincent:Don't call me Vincent.

 4.Join us...

Also,for some odd reason,I get a Gremlins vibe every time I see this picture.

C'mon! Tell me you see it,too!

5.Phone guy's death.

Well.......I didn't need to see this.

But if I'm gonna review these things,then I'm takin' ya with me!

6.Human FNAF!

I really like this because it shows a whole new take on FNAF.

Thank you,Mickinuo on DeviantArt!

7.Human FNAF 2!

I couldn't resist!

 8.HEEEERE'S FOXY!!

9.Smile for the camera!

Let's be honest,this is freaking awesome.

10.Five nights at Eddie's

Now my life is complete.

But really,about the #2 picture.......

At first,the beginning won't make sense,but when woody laughs,then you'll get it.