Monday, March 2, 2015

Ten Facts About Freddy's Fazbear's Pizza

Welcome, ladies and germs!
Today, I wanted to talk about these interesting and random facts that I've learned about Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!

Freddy: (pops out from behind couch) Did somebody say PIZZA?!

Me: Go home, Freddy. You're drunk.

Freddy: (walks away)

Okay then, let's get this fact-train started!

1. In contrary to popular belief, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza DOESN'T exist.
 Hey, it's just a big of a downer for me as it is for you!
Because of this picture, now half of the internet think that this is a real place;
 
Sad as it is, this picture has been proven false.
However, a lot of people seem to be interested in building a real-life one.
Oh yes........
 MWAHAHAHAHA!

2. The second Freddy Fazbear's seems to not have a kitchen.
This begs the question;
WHERE DOES THE PIZZA COME FROM????
I mean, we can clearly see that the in the first game, it has a kitchen.
Even though that camera is disabled.
This could just be a mistake on Scott Cawthon's part.

 3. There are no cameras in any entrances of the pizzaria.
This is kinda weird because the entrances are the number one place for any security cameras.
Unless the owners knew that the animatronics were the real danger and that anybody that would try to break in would just end up being killed by them.


4. Before all the other locations, we know that there was one that is kind of shady.
That pizzaria is Fred Bear's Family Diner.
I believe I've talked about this place in a previous post.
Fred Bear's was a very small and very low-budget pizzaria with only one animatronic.
That would be Freddy, of course.
How low-budget was it?
Well, the whole building was just one small room.

And you thought your work place was in bad shape.

Of course, they had to close it down and sell it after a child was murdered outside the restaurant during a party by the mysterious purple man.

Vincent the Purple Guy: (pops out from behind couch) You called?

Me: Good bye, Vincent.

Vincent: (walks out)

5. With some simple research, we can tell what year the pizzarias were first opened.
If you take a the paycheck from the first game and calculate the payment you get, you will see that it takes place in the 1990s.
As for the second game, we saw that it took place in 1987.


Bite of 87', anyone?

Now, check this out;
Felix the Phone Guy says in one of his calls;
"If I were forced to sing those stupid songs for 20 years,-"
So as we can see, the Freddy Fazbear/ Fred Bear brand has been around for 20 years.
So, Fred Bear's could have been opened in the 1970s.

6. The reason to why you have limited power in the first game is because of the company's low budget recently because of the attendance rate.
People simply haven't been going to Freddy Fazbear's recently.
The reason to this is because someone saw that the animatronics were leaking blood and mucus and also had a rotting smell to them.

But I don't see what the bid deal is.
I mean, I don't know about you, but I would like to see something like that happen!
How many times do you get to see an animatronic bleed?!
NEVER! That's the answer!

7. I don't think that it's a mystery that Freddy Fazbear's was based off of Chuck E. Cheese and Show Biz.
All of those places had animatronics and arcades like Freddy's.

This is why the game caught on so well.
A lot of adults who have played the game said that it freaked them out bad because going to these types of places were a big part of their childhood.

8.I also don't think that it's a mystery that Freddy's is haunted.
But the thing I'm getting at is that the whole first game is Marionette's  fault. 
Because he is possessed by the soul of a child who was murdered by Vincent and we know that he is out for revenge.
So, he placed the other souls of the dead children inside the animatronic suits to create an vengeful army.
So, you can thank him for the first game!


9. If you listen to one of Felix's phone calls, you will hear that he talks about the report policy where a person goes missing or is killed, a report will be filed in 90 days after all evidence is stowed away.
So they will wait for a whole three months before reporting a crime.
This is probably because there had been so many murders in the past and they have closed down so many time that they don't even try to prevent it and just try to cover it up instead.

WHAT JACK-A***S.

10. Golden Freddy was originally the mascot for Fred Bear's Family Diner.
I've talked about this in my post on my Ten Facts about Golden Freddy and I won't repeat it again!
Go check it out!

Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

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