Just for Laughs! Pt 4

WARNING: THE VIDEO YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE WILL CONTAIN BLOOD AND GORE. 
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH.
IT'S KIND OF JACKED UP.

MORE Weirdest Phobias Around the World

Welcome, ladies and germs! 
Welp, since you guys apparently loved my post on weird phobias, I thought I'd do another one.
So here it is, enjoy!

Ablutophobia: This is the fear of taking a bath.
Anyone that has this phobia fears bathing, washing or cleaning themselves in general.
Blah.
Women and children deal with this phobia more than men do but children grow out of it.
In fact, the film Psycho effected the it's viewers so badly that they actually gave some this phobia after the shower murder scene.
Not the modern day Psycho, the one that was actually good.

Philophobia: Some people Stop in the name of love!
And others get crippled with fear.
People with Philophobia have a strong fear of falling in love.
This fear can be caused from a horrible experience with a past love or relationship leading to the desire to be secluded from others.

Heliophobia: It's not just vampires now!
Now you too can be afraid of the sun!
Heliophobia is the fear of the sun, sunlight or any type of bright light for that matter.

Ecophobia: Remember that monster you were afraid was going to come out of your closet?
Well, just imagine your entire house being the closet!
Ecophobia is the fear of a house or objects inside a house.
In 1808, a poet named Robert Shelton first used the term to describe his desire to leave his home and travel.

Trypophobia: To us, they're just holes.
To them, it's just pure fear!
Tyypophobia is the fear of objects that have odd patterns on them.
Most people who have this phobia tend to have a bad past with holes.
Oh, I can think of one........:}
Plot holes in movies!
Those tick me off!

Pogonophobia: 

Well, if you just looked at this picture and didn't run away from this post then you don't have it!
Pogonophobia is simply the fear a beards.

Seriously, you have nerves of steel!


Neophobia: This is the fear of newness.
This fear generally manifests with the elderly.
In it's mild state, it causes the person to be unable the break a routine and try anything new.
It can also be used to describe anger towards change in general.
So if you're one of those people who hate change, that's you!

Nomophobia: The fear of being out of mobile contact.
This pretty much means the fear of not having any phone access.
So, pretty much the whole country has this?

Pantaphobia: And that doesn't mean the fear of pants.
It means the fear of everything.
Which I guess means pants, too. 
So, if they're afraid of everything, does that mean that they're afraid of the fear of everything?

And that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

Call Me Maybe is Not so Crazy

 Welcome, ladies and germs to my take on Carly Ray Jepsen's song, Call me Maybe.
This is my first music review so LISTEN UP!

So, last year, this song became popular almost instantly!
I'm no kidding!
There's was that one baseball team that danced to it, I think.

But we're getting off subject.
Anyway, let's analyze the lyrics for a minute;

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy.....
 but here's my number,
so call me maybe!

So, just think about that;
that isn't really crazy, that's just what you do when you want to get intouched with someone.
You know what would be crazy?
If she refused to give the guy her phone number!

Watch this!

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy...
and although I really want to see you again,
I'm not going to give you any way to get intouched with me.
You'll just have to wander around the general area while shouting my name, hoping that I hear.

That would be crazy.
Or how about this?

Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy...
but let's shave our heads and make a volleyball net out of our hair.

 Now that would be really crazy!
Although, I would like to see a volleyball net made out of hair.
That would be a cool thing to have.

Hey, I'm just ranting,
and this is silly,
but I'm out of time so,
I'm done really!

My Take on Movie Theaters

Welcome  ladies and germs to my take-
well, let's just call it what it is;
Banana Hannah's Ranting.
And I guess I'm your ranter.

Beginning rant now!

My Take on Movie Theaters!
Or as I described it to some; 
paying 100 dollars to sit in a dark room to watch strangers chew with their mouths open while they're playing with their smart phones.

Don't get me wrong!
Not all movie theaters are bad!
I'm just pointing out things you guys can see and/or relate to when you go there.

First of all, when you go sit in the movie room and while you're waiting for the movie, these previews come on.
Nothing wrong with that, but in the past years, I've seen that a lot of these movie previews always give away the ending the movie!
It's like the theater thinks that the audience is a bunch of skippy dogs who were scared of a thunder storm and they want to reassure them that there will be no more surprises.
Or treats.
Or anything worth wild.

Then there's the people;

1. The Explainers: These are the people that try to explain the movie to there friends while others are trying to watch it!

2.  The Slurpers: These are the ones that slurp so loud that they make this really annoying sound.
SF SF SF SF SF!
 It sounds like Hannibal Lector!

Or how about 3D?
No offense, guys, but if I wanted to see three-dimensional objects, I would just go outside.
News flash, movie maker, 3D doesn't make your movie better.
It just makes it closer!
And belief me, I can smell it just fine from back here!

That's all for this post, guys!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!  

Twenty Facts to Blow Your Mind! #2

HA HA!
You see?!
I told you that I was gonna continue this thing!
HA!

1. LSD has been known to cure post-dramatic-stress disorder such as in the case of one holocaust survivor.
After he took the drug, he was finally able to sleep in the first time in 30 years without nightmares.

2. In 1983, a 61 year-old potato farmer named Cliff Young who was not an athlete, won the 875 kilometers ultra marathon simply because he continued to run while the other competitors slept.

There's only one guy I know that can do the same in his sleep;

 




3. Penguins legs are actually longer than they appear.
They only look short because of the amount of feathers covering them.
Oh, and they have knees!

4. According to the FBI, the most common time for a robbery is on Fridays around 9 a.m and 11 a.m .

5. During WW2, two Japanese officers had a contest to see who could kill 100 people first using only a sword.
The two officers were later executed on war crimes.
What?
They couldn't have just played card or sometin'?

6. In 2006, the FBI planted a spy in southern California and disguised him as a radical Muslim in order to root out potential threats.
This back-fired however, because people reported seeing him and thought he was a threat.

7. There is an insect called the " Tree Lobster", which is almost the size of your hand!

8. In Mexico, artists can pay their taxes by donating pieces of their art work to the government.

9. Despite having billions of dollars, owning IKEA and being one of the country's most wealthy business men in the world, Ingvar Kamprad is known for being notoriously cheap.

10. The stickers on fruits you get at the store are actually edible paper.
The glue they glue the stickers on with is food grade so even if you eat one, you're okay!

11. When ants die, they release a chemical into the air that tells the other ants to come and move it's body to a burial ground.
If this chemical get's sprayed on a live ant, other ants will think that it is dead regardless of what it does.

12. Australia is home to the Golden Silk Spider.
These bad boys are so big, that they can eat half a meter long snakes.

13. The first British spy known as 007, was an astrologer named John Deen.

14. In Siberia, there's a toilet that sits 8,500 feet above sea level at the top of the Altai Mountain.

15. When Shakira was in second grade, she was rejected by the school chorus group because her teacher thought she sounded like a goat.

Not that goat.

16. Doctor Who was originally intended to be an educational show for kids with an episode set in the future to teach kids about science and an episode set in the past to teach them about history.

17. In Japan, there are owl cafes where you can interact with owls while enjoying a drink or meal.

18. During the cold war, Russia continually pointed missiles at a public traffic building, believing that it was a top secret meeting facility.
Turns out it was just a hot dog stand.

19. In 1954, a man committed suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge all because he had a tooth ache.

20. In 2007, a man Mike Mattin designed an actual working device call the Aquatic Pram that allows you to take your pet fish for a walk.

And that's all for this post folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!

Just for Laughs! Pt 3!

YOU"LL NEVER CATCH THE SUPER BABY!

Twenty Facts to Blow your Mind!

Oh, it's go time!

So, I'm starting a new series on this blog called Twenty Facts to Blow your Mind and these facts will just be about random things that you may not know about.

Let's get started!


1. Google rents goats to replace lawn-mowers for their mountain-view head-quarters.

2. When you get black-out-drunk, you're brain won't actually forget anything because it wasn't recording in the first place.

3. Nintendo has banked so much money that if you check their banking account, you will see that they have over 250 million dollars in it and are gaining more every year!

4.Taiwan has become the first country to offer free wifi to tourists in all hot spots all over the island.

5. In Japan, it is illegal to dance at nightclubs after midnight.
Nightclubs are routinely raided by police and undercover agents that go in to see if anyone is dancing.

6. Former US president, Calvin Collidge, used to enjoy buzzing for his bodyguard and then hide under his desk as they frantically searched for him.

7. The phrase, "Luck of the Irish", did not originally mean extreme fortune.
It was actually meant to be used as sarcasm.
It was meant to say that only sheer luck rather than brains could help these fools.

8. Korea citizens are forced to choose between one of twenty-eight government-approved haircuts.

9. It has been estimated that there are three-million ship wrecks on the ocean floor that are worth millions in value and treasure.

10. A seven-year old second grader was suspended from school after he bit a poptart into the shape of a mountain and school officials mistook for a gun.
Really?
Are they really that stupid?

11. All of the air that people find in potato chip bags isn't really air at all.
It is actually nitrogen which serves the purpose to keep chips crisp and to provide a cushion during shipping.

12. A German author wrote a comical novel in which Hitler wakes up in modern-day Berlin and has no memory since 1945 and becomes a comedian.

13.  There is a student squirrel-whisperer at Penn State University named Mary Crew.

14. There has been a study in 2012 concluded by the University of Wisconsin that people that are more distracted and tend to day dream, are often to have a sharper memory and better working brain.

15. There was a study by hospitals that had to do with making children's hospital more fun.
So, they pulled children out of a children's hospital and they were told to tell them what clown they liked.
All of them either disliked or had a fear of them.

16. A recent study showed that about 68% of people report to have Phantom Vibrate Syndrome.
It's a condition that causes people to think that their phone is vibrating when it isn't. 

17.  Jack Johnson, the first African-American to be in heavy-weight boxing champion, was once pulled over and was given a 50 dollar speeding ticket but gave the officer 100 dollars saying that when he rides back down street he will be going the exact same sped.

18. In north Korea, it is currently the year 125 not 2015 because their calender is based around the birth of the founder of North Korea, Kin Ill Sung.

19. In 1912, Teddy Roosevelt was shot before he gave his speech.
But because he wasn't coughing up blood and the bullet missed his lungs and heart, he walked in the building and proceeded to give a 90 minute speech.

20. In 1976, a Greek War veteran was diagnosed  with cancer by doctors and told by them that he only had six months to live.
He went back to those doctors ten years later to tell them that he was still alive only to find that they were all dead.
He lived to be 102 years old!

That's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more posts, you know where to look!