Welcome, ladies and germs!
Freddy: Hey, everybody Time for the T-
Me: HEY! I didn't get done with my intro!
Freddy: Sorry.
Sorry about that guys.
I promised Freddy that he could be a part of the next FNAF Ten Facts post since Foxy and Toy Chica were apart of two other posts.
Freddy: That's right! So, what are going to do today?
Me: You mean you don't know? But you were just about to say what it was!
Freddy: Was I? Huh. Guess I got caught in the mood.
Me: Well, this is the Ten Disturbing Theories about you're game, Freddy!
Freddy: Oka-WHAT? Why do I get the creepy one?!
Me: Shhh! We're rolling!
So, without further ado, let's get started!
1. Some think that Freddy could have been named after the old owner of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Freddy: REALLY??
Yep.
But here's the kicker;
They say that the old owner dies and now possess all the animatronics
I think that there is some pretty strong evidence that proves that the pizzaria is haunted but not by the original owner.
But it's still a pretty good theory.
2. This one is popular mostly among fans.
It's that Foxy is a good guy!
Don't believe me?
Just go check out my post on my Ten Facts about Foxy.
3. The children that possessed the animatronics all think that the entire time is a game of hide and seek.
They don't actually try to kill you, instead they think that it's all a game.
That means they kept their natural personalities with the animatronics.
So each of them play the game differently.
Take for example Freddy: He's the smart kid who doesn't want the game to end and just messes with you. Also being much better at the game.
Freddy: Thank you!
Where as Foxy is the aggressive kid who wants to win the game first and runs down the hall to get to you before anybody else does.
4. The character you play as is actually an FBI agent and the reason to why you go back to work everyday is because you've been investigating the place to find some paranormal activity in attempt to get the place shut down.
5. This is the theory that Felix the Phone Guy is actually Freddy!
Freddy: WHAT!!??
Let me explain;
Freddy has this voice box that he uses to sing on stage.
He uses this voice box to record messages for you.
Another argument that people make is that if Felix is an ally in the first place.
Because when you think about it, the stuff he tells you is actually not very helpful.
Felix: I RESENT THAT!
Me:No, you resemble that.
Also, when he dies, he just keeps his same calm voice even though he knows he's about to die.
6. The Marionette is the one that transferred the souls of the dead children into the animatronic suits.
Go read my earlier post for more information if you want to know more.
I'll tell you this, though, the Give Gifts/Give Life Mini game name is actually a play on words to the phrase, "Gift of Life".
7. This one I find really interesting.
The theory is that you are are the fifth child that managed to escape Vincent the Purple Guy And then there are other reasons to why you came back after you nearly died there.
Maybe it's because you want to get the place shut down by reporting all the paranormal activities happening there or you just want some closure from the place.
Now, you might be asking,
BUT Banana!
WHY wasn't this mentioned in the newspapers in the hall?
Well, since he survived, they decided to not mention him.
Why?
I don't freaking know.
8. The Marionette is trying to save his best friends from death by stuffing their bodies into the suits.
Again, go to the earlier post!
9. You are actually the one that killed the children.
Freddy: (jumps at sound affect)
Me: Yeah, you might wanna get used to that, Freddy. It's going to be a thing on this website.
The evidence for this one is that you have the IT'S ME message that would help hint that you are the one responsible for their deaths.
And sometimes in the first game, the images in the halls on the wall show pictures of a crying child that looks like the Marionette.
Then there's the Golden Freddy suit;
The reason to why he appears sometime in your office is that it's to remind you of your guilt that you have after killing the kids.
Because in order to kill them, you had to put on the Golden Freddy suit to lure them in the back room and to kill them.
10. The whole game is just a dream!
Okay, okay.
That's enough of that.
You're scaring Freddy.
Freddy: (pokes his head from behind couch after he jumped behind it after hearing sound affect) Thank you...............
One explanation for this is that you are the killer and are having bad dreams from feeling guilt about killing the children,
That would explain all the hallucinations that go on there or that you could be the victim of the Bite of '87 after and you are in a coma and are having bad dreams.
These are all very plausible and very well-thought-out but I sadly don't believe in theme all.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Welcome, ladies and germs!
Today, I wanted to talk about these interesting and random facts that I've learned about Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
Freddy: (pops out from behind couch) Did somebody say PIZZA?!
Me: Go home, Freddy. You're drunk.
Freddy: (walks away)
Okay then, let's get this fact-train started!
1. In contrary to popular belief, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza DOESN'T exist.
Hey, it's just a big of a downer for me as it is for you!
Because of this picture, now half of the internet think that this is a real place;
Sad as it is, this picture has been proven false.
However, a lot of people seem to be interested in building a real-life one.
Oh yes........
MWAHAHAHAHA!
2. The second Freddy Fazbear's seems to not have a kitchen.
This begs the question;
WHERE DOES THE PIZZA COME FROM????
I mean, we can clearly see that the in the first game, it has a kitchen.
Even though that camera is disabled.
This could just be a mistake on Scott Cawthon's part.
3. There are no cameras in any entrances of the pizzaria.
This is kinda weird because the entrances are the number one place for any security cameras.
Unless the owners knew that the animatronics were the real danger and that anybody that would try to break in would just end up being killed by them.
4. Before all the other locations, we know that there was one that is kind of shady.
That pizzaria is Fred Bear's Family Diner.
I believe I've talked about this place in a previous post.
Fred Bear's was a very small and very low-budget pizzaria with only one animatronic.
That would be Freddy, of course.
How low-budget was it?
Well, the whole building was just one small room.
And you thought your work place was in bad shape.
Of course, they had to close it down and sell it after a child was murdered outside the restaurant during a party by the mysterious purple man.
Vincent the Purple Guy: (pops out from behind couch) You called?
Me: Good bye, Vincent.
Vincent: (walks out)
5. With some simple research, we can tell what year the pizzarias were first opened.
If you take a the paycheck from the first game and calculate the payment you get, you will see that it takes place in the 1990s.
As for the second game, we saw that it took place in 1987.
Bite of 87', anyone?
Now, check this out;
Felix the Phone Guy says in one of his calls;
"If I were forced to sing those stupid songs for 20 years,-"
So as we can see, the Freddy Fazbear/ Fred Bear brand has been around for 20 years.
So, Fred Bear's could have been opened in the 1970s.
6. The reason to why you have limited power in the first game is because of the company's low budget recently because of the attendance rate.
People simply haven't been going to Freddy Fazbear's recently.
The reason to this is because someone saw that the animatronics were leaking blood and mucus and also had a rotting smell to them.
But I don't see what the bid deal is.
I mean, I don't know about you, but I would like to see something like that happen!
How many times do you get to see an animatronic bleed?!
NEVER! That's the answer!
7. I don't think that it's a mystery that Freddy Fazbear's was based off of Chuck E. Cheese and Show Biz.
All of those places had animatronics and arcades like Freddy's.
This is why the game caught on so well.
A lot of adults who have played the game said that it freaked them out bad because going to these types of places were a big part of their childhood.
8.I also don't think that it's a mystery that Freddy's is haunted.
But the thing I'm getting at is that the whole first game is Marionette's fault.
Because he is possessed by the soul of a child who was murdered by Vincent and we know that he is out for revenge.
So, he placed the other souls of the dead children inside the animatronic suits to create an vengeful army.
So, you can thank him for the first game!
9. If you listen to one of Felix's phone calls, you will hear that he talks about the report policy where a person goes missing or is killed, a report will be filed in 90 days after all evidence is stowed away.
So they will wait for a whole three months before reporting a crime.
This is probably because there had been so many murders in the past and they have closed down so many time that they don't even try to prevent it and just try to cover it up instead.
WHAT JACK-A***S.
10. Golden Freddy was originally the mascot for Fred Bear's Family Diner.
I've talked about this in my post on my Ten Facts about Golden Freddy and I won't repeat it again!
Go check it out!
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
I'm sorry.
I couldn't help myself.
So, I'll be leaving on a vacation in May and this made think of other ways to travel.
And part of traveling to other places, such as other countries, is to not only check to see what you should bring, but what kind of laws they have.
So after doing some research, I saw some articles that warned you about the most insane laws from other places before you enter them.
And here they are!
1. It's Illegal to wear a Bullet-Proof Vest while Committing a Crime in New Jersey: Yes, this is a real law in New Jersey!
If you plan to commit any crime, you can't where a bullet-proof vest while doing it.
Because, you know;
You don't wanna break the law.
Really?!
I mean, if you are committing a crime, I would think that you would be more worried about a bullet through the chest than the charges of wearing one!
Example: ( looks up from computer)
So that's how you rob a bank?
Alright, I'm ready, let's do this!
Wait, what's this.......
(reads part that says about the bullet-proof vest law.)
WHAT!?
Well, d***.
Whole thing's off then.
(grabs toy kitten and hugs it)
We don't wanna get in trouble, do we Boo Boo?
We don't wanna disappoint, Mama.
2. In Finland, if someone Speed's, than the amount of which the Driver get's Charged with depends on the Income he gets: There had been several cases where a wealthy person get's charged with thousands and even millions of dollars due to speeding and the breaking of other driving laws.
Okay, we need this law in the USA!
I mean, it's always the rich guy that's ramming around in his car.
So, instead of giving him a three-hundred dollars which is nothing, how about three-million dollars and then we can see how he likes to ride around in his fancy car.
3. Yellow Margarine is Illegal in Missouri: This law from the 19th century has somehow survived to today.
Nobody knows why this law exists but some would say that it has to do with protecting butter-making farmers way back in the day, but regardless, it can land you a half a year in prison.
Speaking of which, I got a can of yellow margarine right here, only five dollars....
(police sirens in the background)
THIS IS THE POLICE!
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
OH NO!
Gotta get rid of the evidence!!
(Starts stuffing face with margarine)
OH MAMA NO!
4.It's Illegal to Die on the House of Parliament: You heard me right.
In the UK, it's illegal to die in the House of Parliament because it's a royal palace and anyone who dies in it is un-entitled to a state funeral.
As far as the law goes, if you look the least bit sickly, palace guard will physically carry you out of the building.
Geez.
God forbid you to cough.
5.It's Illegal to chew gum Publicly: In Singapore, you can't chew gum outside your home and gum is only available in pharmacies.
They can only be used for personal use at home,
(get you mind out of the gutter, you perverts.)
and for therapeutic purposes.
This law was made after authorities started to notice dicarded gum pieces piling up in nearly everywhere!
6. You Can Legally Marry the Dead in France: Yep. In France, you can legally marry a dead person as long as you were engaged to the person when they were alive.
7. Kissing in Public is Illegal in Dubai: In fact, any public display of affection in Dubai is illegal in the United Arab Emirates.
There had been plenty of stories of UK and USA couples who had vacationed there only to spend a month in jail simply because they kissed.
See, this is why I don't want to go to Dubai.
As amazing as it is, you would just in trouble for doing simple stuff.
Like, dancing, kissing and wearing a chicken outfit while throwing M and M's at people.
Y'know, every-day life stuff!
8.It's Illegal to Drive a Dirty Car in Russia: In Moscow, it's illegal to drive a dirty car because they don't want the driver's car plate to be covered up.
9. Being Fat is Illegal in Japan: In 2009, Japanese lawmakers maximum weight size for men over 40 at thirty-three inches and women over 40 to 55 to thirty-five inches.
10.Tibetan Monks need permission to reincarnate: This law was created by the Chinese government and now you may start to question your trip on going to there.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Welcome, ladies and germs!
Today, I wanted to talk about a little theory that was just made last year and I found it very interesting.
Of course, you're going to say, "Well, Banana, you have talked about this in a previous post!"
Yes, I'm aware.
But there's information that I found that I haven't told you guys yet about this theory.
So first off, when Vincent the Purple Guy killed the five children, how do we know that he stuffed a boy into Freddy and a girl into Chica?
It seems very specific of him, don't you think?
Vincent: OH YEAH? WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING SPECIFIC???!!
Me: NOTHING! I was just saying that it would be cool to ask you what gender were the kids?
Vincent: (slowly smiles and backs into dark alley.) You'll just have to find out for yourselves...........
O-Kay then.
Well, looks like we have to solve this our selves, folks.
Alright, so I've explained in my post on my ten facts about Freddy that he likes to hang around the girl's bathroom both in the first and second game.
I can hear you thinking now;
You've got a point, Banana.
But that isn't enough proof.
Well, I give you the proof that you have been looking for!
SEE?!!
Thanks to the ever-so-helpful Scott Cawthon, he sped this up so we can hear that it clearly sounds like a girl laughing!
It's Freddy's laugh track!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT"S NOT ENOUGH??!!
Okay then, you little punks.
I can hear you all saying that;
Yes, Banana,
But that could well have been a boy laughing.
Well, how about this;
The sound files from which the laugh track came from had the name;
Laugh-Girl-Giggle.
Well, that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
WARNING: THE VIDEO YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE WILL CONTAIN BLOOD AND GORE.
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THIS, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH.
IT'S KIND OF JACKED UP.
Welcome, ladies and germs!
Welp, since you guys apparently loved my post on weird phobias, I thought I'd do another one.
So here it is, enjoy!
Ablutophobia: This is the fear of taking a bath.
Anyone that has this phobia fears bathing, washing or cleaning themselves in general.
Blah.
Women and children deal with this phobia more than men do but children grow out of it.
In fact, the film Psycho effected the it's viewers so badly that they actually gave some this phobia after the shower murder scene.
Not the modern day Psycho, the one that was actually good.
Philophobia: Some people Stop in the name of love!
And others get crippled with fear.
People with Philophobia have a strong fear of falling in love.
This fear can be caused from a horrible experience with a past love or relationship leading to the desire to be secluded from others.
Heliophobia: It's not just vampires now!
Now you too can be afraid of the sun!
Heliophobia is the fear of the sun, sunlight or any type of bright light for that matter.
Ecophobia: Remember that monster you were afraid was going to come out of your closet?
Well, just imagine your entire house being the closet!
Ecophobia is the fear of a house or objects inside a house.
In 1808, a poet named Robert Shelton first used the term to describe his desire to leave his home and travel.
Trypophobia: To us, they're just holes.
To them, it's just pure fear!
Tyypophobia is the fear of objects that have odd patterns on them.
Most people who have this phobia tend to have a bad past with holes.
Oh, I can think of one........:}
Plot holes in movies!
Those tick me off!
Pogonophobia:
Well, if you just looked at this picture and didn't run away from this post then you don't have it!
Pogonophobia is simply the fear a beards.
Seriously, you have nerves of steel!
Neophobia: This is the fear of newness.
This fear generally manifests with the elderly.
In it's mild state, it causes the person to be unable the break a routine and try anything new.
It can also be used to describe anger towards change in general.
So if you're one of those people who hate change, that's you!
Nomophobia: The fear of being out of mobile contact.
This pretty much means the fear of not having any phone access.
So, pretty much the whole country has this?
Pantaphobia: And that doesn't mean the fear of pants.
It means the fear of everything.
Which I guess means pants, too.
So, if they're afraid of everything, does that mean that they're afraid of the fear of everything?
And that's all for this post, folks!
If you want to see more, you know where to look!
Welcome, ladies and germs to my take on Carly Ray Jepsen's song, Call me Maybe.
This is my first music review so LISTEN UP!
So, last year, this song became popular almost instantly!
I'm no kidding!
There's was that one baseball team that danced to it, I think.
But we're getting off subject.
Anyway, let's analyze the lyrics for a minute;
Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy.....
but here's my number,
so call me maybe!
So, just think about that;
that isn't really crazy, that's just what you do when you want to get intouched with someone.
You know what would be crazy?
If she refused to give the guy her phone number!
Watch this!
Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy...
and although I really want to see you again,
I'm not going to give you any way to get intouched with me.
You'll just have to wander around the general area while shouting my name, hoping that I hear.
That would be crazy.
Or how about this?
Hey, I just met you,
and this is crazy...
but let's shave our heads and make a volleyball net out of our hair.
Now that would be really crazy!
Although, I would like to see a volleyball net made out of hair.
That would be a cool thing to have.
Hey, I'm just ranting,
and this is silly,
but I'm out of time so,
I'm done really!
